Check your car!!!!
- When was the last time you changed your oil? Is there enough oil in the engine? is it black?
- Check your coolant. Is it rusty? Do you overheat just idling? Any leaks?
- Brake Fluid. Topped off? Good color? Good pedal feel?
- ANY LEAKS AT ALL ON THE CAR. Oil? Coolant? Gear oil? Pineapple juice?
- DO YOU HAVE ALL LUGNUTS ON YOUR WHEELS. I swear to god I'm going to punch someone in the face for this.
- IS YOUR SEAT BOLTED DOWN WITH 4 BOLTS? Once again, I'll be punching faces.
- Wheel bearings. Does you wheel still move around even when all of your lugs are tight? If so, don't even show up.
- FUCKING BATTERY FUCKING TIEDOWN FUCKING FUCK! It's 2009, get with the program. NO FUCKING ZIPTIES!!!
Just a quick list. Have fun and BE SAFE!