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~The_Duke~
03-15-2007, 08:24 PM
This came from the Tactical realism clan I play with on COD2...good stuff.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help y ou answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledgewill get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

flip
03-16-2007, 08:12 AM
LOLOL thats good...

+1...

Casey
03-16-2007, 03:30 PM
yeahuhh lovin the last one
lmfao
thats great
so... logical... this should be taught in calculus

~The_Duke~
03-16-2007, 09:40 PM
See the bad thing is, that in a large corporation like the one I work in (State Farm Insurance Co.) It is totally ture...

babowc
03-20-2007, 05:39 AM
lol..
since its asskissING,
shouldnt it be bullshittING?

just a thought..
then bullshitting > asskissing!