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carlova78
12-10-2007, 08:45 PM
k i freaken got wacked in the nuts 5 times todays. then afterschool out of no where i got strangles and someone went behind me and gave my the BIGEST weggie. omg that hurt. and my spongebob underwear (one of my favorites) ripped. and everyone sees that embarasement. then i go to the bath room to removoe it out of my but. its litteraly like stuck in there like 10inches and it freaken hurt taken it out. then this kid that knows me comes in and pushes the door behind be as hard as he can and theres a hanger on the door facing righ tin my eye and booom! hit me in the eyeball. omg that hurt! heres a pic. i even got those boxers back in china. crap. thats my story. and i have to sit by my self everyday cuz my table leaves there trash at lunch and the lunchlady gets pissed. man. freaken gana be a boring lunch for a while. sucks. BALLs
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h159/azt345/spongebobs.jpg
~The_Duke~
12-10-2007, 08:46 PM
I had a change of plans this morning and didnt make it down to your area today.
I will get it to ya by the end of the week though.
Z infidel
12-10-2007, 08:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow that made my day better. Thanks man!
carlova78
12-10-2007, 08:49 PM
why whats wrong with ur day.
duke wat does that have to do with my weggies and ball busterS?
~The_Duke~
12-10-2007, 08:51 PM
Andy next time someone gives you a wedgey and hit in the balls like that you turn around and punch them in the throat. If you dont do something about that yourself you will NEVER be able to stop people that that from doing stuff to you. Yes you will get in trouble at school and at home for beating the shit out of them, but sometimes it is neccosory.
Nothing, but it does have to do with the papers I was supposed to drop in your mail box this afternoon.
Z infidel
12-10-2007, 08:53 PM
Andy beating the shit out of someone? Maybe the special ed kids but thats just fucked up....and probably a fair fight. HAHA.
~The_Duke~
12-10-2007, 08:55 PM
Andy beating the shit out of someone? Maybe the special ed kids but thats just fucked up....and probably a fair fight. HAHA.
That is kinda wrong...
Nah you dont have to strong to cause pain and suffering on a bully. Trust me...
carlova78
12-10-2007, 08:57 PM
there not bullies. just friends that screw around with me alot.
JDM Steve
12-10-2007, 08:59 PM
kick their ass seabass
~The_Duke~
12-10-2007, 08:59 PM
there not bullies. just friends that screw around with me alot.
Friends dont do that...
Punch them in the throat...
wantboost
12-10-2007, 09:05 PM
kick them in the balls then punch them in the throat. paybacks a bitch
v-empire
12-10-2007, 09:07 PM
i actually feel bad.
u need to become a gang member.
one man gang member...... image is everything.
Z infidel
12-10-2007, 09:11 PM
Be careful about throat punches. It doesnt take more than about 7 or 8 (i think) pounds of pressure to collapse a larynx then you have to go and do the whole 911 thing. Stick to dick kicks and knees to the tail bone.
v-empire
12-10-2007, 09:17 PM
pull your pants down and start to masturbate in front of them........ then stick you finger in your butt and play tag it with them
they will leave you alone for life.
:)
you are americhino bad ass!
JJ Alfano
12-10-2007, 09:20 PM
lmfao
Banzai
12-10-2007, 09:25 PM
pull your pants down and start to masturbate in front of them........ then stick you finger in your butt and play tag it with them
they will leave you alone for life.
:)
you are americhino bad ass!
HAHAHAHA WTF
jamaica10
12-10-2007, 09:39 PM
pull your pants down and start to masturbate in front of them........ then stick you finger in your butt and play tag it with them
they will leave you alone for life.
:)
you are americhino bad ass!
i think that is taking it a lil too far. lol.
babowc
12-11-2007, 02:32 AM
ahahahaha
GOOD ADVICE DAVE!!!
I would've gone berserk if someone i dont know gave me that kind of wedgy..
~The_Duke~
12-11-2007, 02:36 AM
ahahahaha
GOOD ADVICE DAVE!!!
I would've gone berserk if someone i dont know gave me that kind of wedgy..
I would prolly be in jail for doing what blue blacktop discribed...
Andy C
12-11-2007, 02:41 AM
And you wonder why we pick on you Andy. you give us so much ammo. so much!
Lonnie D
12-11-2007, 02:58 AM
People that pull that kinda shit are not REAL friends. You need to to stand up for yourself and not allow these people to do this crap, people are pussies natuarally and dont want to fight and if you show that you are willing to fight they will back away because they just want the toughness factor.
I shouldn't laugh at this thread, but, damn.
~The_Duke~
12-11-2007, 03:12 AM
People that pull that kinda shit are not REAL friends. You need to to stand up for yourself and not allow these people to do this crap, people are pussies natuarally and dont want to fight and if you show that you are willing to fight they will back away because they just want the toughness factor.
exactly...
BlackMage
12-11-2007, 03:19 AM
^^ what the all said man, learn to stand up for yourself. Your Asian you should know kungfu or something to at least defend yourself.
Also on a side note, why the FUCK do you have spongebob boxers?
^^ what the all said man, learn to stand up for yourself. Your Asian you should know kungfu or something to at least defend yourself.
Also on a side note, why the FUCK do you have spongebob boxers?LOL + 1,000,000
My best friend did that to me and he has some man tits so I just turned and lifted his 230lbs body up by his boob and he never did it again.
You can kick ass or fuck their couch
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/DianWei/1985poster1.jpg (http://photobucket.com)
Z infidel
12-11-2007, 03:38 AM
Dude just wear start wearing black trench coats around and people will start to fear you...or throw tater tots at you.
sofo259
12-11-2007, 03:39 AM
next time : kick him in the Side of the knee really really hard, he wont do it again
Holy cow, Andy.. That sucks!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/chriscash06/cow3.jpg
Casey
12-11-2007, 05:43 AM
dude forreal. you should do something about that.
for a while people did that stuff to me when i was a freshman.
it took me railing on 2 kids for squirting my pants with water before a final.
basically hit the kid in the head twice. really hard.
just break the kids nose and when hes like omfg owwies! spit in his eye.
Eric-RPS13-
12-11-2007, 06:15 AM
search for "walker conan aids" on youtube
anytime I'm having a bad day, I watch that. :)
BlackMage
12-11-2007, 01:07 PM
Too bad Chuck Norris isn't your friend, he'd be able to roundhouse them back into the 80s
I RON DON KEY
12-11-2007, 01:38 PM
LOL @ DAVE"S COMMENT HAHHA
man you are so weird
Eric-RPS13-
12-11-2007, 10:44 PM
hey it could be worse you could be in Wichita
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