Bitch about something thread.......everybody better post

[JDori]

today i bitch about:


Shitty internet in my drom. Road runner sucks ass, or it just the fact that everyone on campus runs the same network b/c every one get s it from RR. it blow cant watch vids b/c they dont load. have trouble opening websites and pages...god i cant wait till next session when i move out and get better net.



yay.....:cheers:

please everyone share something

[~The_Duke~]

I hate dumb people...

[JDori]

hell ya


i hate ppl who cant drive....omg they piss me off so much

[Lone_Wolf]

I hate people that tell you that you can depend on them and when you need something (like moving) their phone just rings and rings and rings.

bastards!

[~The_Duke~]

I hate a bitch in a mini-van almost take my door off while I was getting out of my car in a parking lot the other day. Then she yelled at me for not having eyes in the back of my head. I am glad I scratched the shit out of her van. She was dumb and couldnt drive.

I hate shitty flanges to.

[Banzai]

i hate ignorant people.

i want an SR.

my neck hurts

[JDori]

i hate blown gaskets......

and boost leaks



winter makes me miss my KA for the realz

[~The_Duke~]

i hate blown gaskets......

You have no idea...

I have a bad flange that I got bent some how that I didnt catch until I went through about 4 gaskets...

[Banzai]

i hate blown gaskets......

and boost leaks



winter makes me miss my KA for the realz


damn that must be gay..

my ka is the shit when its cold!

man im also mad that the last gymkhana event was cancelled and there needs to be another drift event soon

[deerock]

well im bitchin cause everyone else is bitching and i i want a 5spd cause im sick of overheating because of my stupid transmission. and i want an sr or an rb.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!:O

[JDori]

damn that must be gay..

my ka is the shit when its cold!

man im also mad that the last gymkhana event was cancelled and there needs to be another drift event soon

i wont see a drift event until late springs/summer


now thats gay

[Rbsil80]

i want another 240 because honda's blow.....

[JDori]

i hate it when ppl (friends/family) try to pressure me into sh1t i dont wanna do, then have the nerves to ask me wtf is wrong and why i never wanna talk to them about sh1t...

[Z infidel]

I hate stupid MFs that cant use a F*CKING TURN SIGNAL or stupid MFs that make illegal lane changes from an off ramp. Next time im in the gov im just going to rear end the shit out of them and its their fault for being a stupid MFing POS that crosses the median into my lane from the off ramp, or block them so they have a MFing head on with the guard rail. Man that shizznit pisses me off!!

[Nisxsz]

Yea i hate people who don't use turn signals. I hate the fact that i'm having finals next week. I hate being poor.

[Leeelan]

I WANT A 1J for my 240!!!! hahaha :yes:

[Binky]

Dumb people, rude people, my job, and unfit parents really piss me off!

[seksehowy]

gf left me for another guy...traded my love for comforts.

[~The_Duke~]

gf left me for another guy...traded my love for comforts.

I know it sucks ass, but just look at it this way. She was a bitch and prolly was not one that you want around if she left you for reasons other than love.

GL with that.

[Zane98S14]

I hate never having any fucking money....and my current residence and my job and school and how one of my 240's has a huge dent in the side that will prob be unfixable and and and adn and .......i have no powersteering...thats really kinda irritating.

[v-empire]

i hate smelly girls.

they love me most.

unfair.

[abby sawyer]

i hate it when dave bails on me!!!! lol

[Andy C]

Why the hell is it 80* outside? isn't it december? its bull shit!

Look what i found--> § how did i do that?

[JJ Alfano]

i hate how my vlsd wants to do good sometimes, and then other times it cause me to redline trying to break it loose :(

[~The_Duke~]

Why the hell is it 80* outside? isn't it december? its bull shit!

Look what i found--> § how did i do that?

If you hold down the alt button and push in different combos using the number pad it will make specail characters. ***9562; <<< see ***9787; ***8592;º***9574;

What ever the reason for the warm temps, I dont really care as long as they stay. I HATE COLD WEATHER!!!!

[Andy C]

I hate hot weather. i work outside. you can always put more clothes on, but even if ur naked in hot weather, your still goin to be hot.

i guess its because ur skinny.

Dont take that the wrong way^

[~The_Duke~]

I hate hot weather. i work outside. you can always put more clothes on, but even if ur naked in hot weather, your still goin to be hot.

i guess its because ur skinny.

Dont take that the wrong way^

lol yup I dont have anything to insulate me. I love hot weather...

No matter how many cloths I put on in the winter I am still cold. I have to wear 2 pairs of socks alot in the winter just to keep my feet from being unbarable cold. I usually have on a winter coat, sweat shirt, long sleeve t-shirty, and a normal t-shirt when I got outside when it is below 40 out.

I am know I am hot when I am naked. :taunt:

[Andy C]

;) lol

its a good thing you live in georgia. imagine if u live in the north.

[~The_Duke~]

;) lol

its a good thing you live in georgia. imagine if u live in the north.

I would have moved down here for college and never looked back lol

I went up north during winter one time, that trip sucked ass. It was miresable the whole time.

I fell into a snow drift to... that sucked. They had to dig me out.

[Andy C]

i was in new york in august and it was nice out. it was like the 75. i could deal with that in the summern.

[~The_Duke~]

i was in new york in august and it was nice out. it was like the 75. i could deal with that in the summern.

I like it when it is like 90 out. It is nice...

My only complanit about that is that my interior is black and no matter how good my AC is my back still sweats. But other than that I am completely comfortable. It is great.

I dont know what I am going to do with binky. I am going to have to get some SPF 75 or something to keep her from burning to a crisp when I take her out on the boat next year...

[GriffinW]

I hate....driving a 5 speed in thirty minutes of traffic everyday.


My only complanit about that is that my interior is black and no matter how good my AC is my back still sweats. But other than that I am completely comfortable. It is great.

gotta hate the black leather back sweat, try a black car with black leather it suuuuucks

[~The_Duke~]

I hate....driving a 5 speed in thirty minutes of traffic everyday.



gotta hate the black leather back sweat, try a black car with black leather it suuuuucks

1. Pansy... lol

2. Ya, been there done that it sucks. I have black cloth seats though, but my steering wheel is leather and gets hot as fuck...

[BlackMage]

I'm gunna bitch because everyone wants pieces of my stuff and not the entire sets of things I'm selling. I just want it all gone to pay off my debts and rebuild my 13b so I can drive my RX7. Also I wanna give work a big FUCK YOU.

[jdrop]

I'd bitch about my life. In it's entirety. No joke.

[Nisxsz]

brit lit is retarded! screw the british.

[~The_Duke~]

Just ask long as you dont ask them to smile they are actually pretty cool people. Another one of those things, if you are french they prolly dont like you.

[GriffinW]

1. Pansy... lol

lol my knees are shot to hell. I skate so Im constantly taking 6ft drops to the knees , and then dirving a clutch home from the skate spot. In the morning my knee pops every step I take.

[~The_Duke~]

Sounds like you need some knee braces my friend...

[Nisxsz]

NOW Omega-3 fish oil.

www.bodybuilding.com

[BlackMage]

oh and fuck dsl it sucks

[JDori]

yea it does suck

CABLE FTW

Wireless Cable FTDW

a/c classes suck ass...term papers suck ass..........fucking my car doesnt even have A/C and no Performance shops specialize in A/C repairs.


poop

[Cash]

Liars...they really piss me off. Tell the truth, you assholes!

[Bware113]

I hate teachers that tell you your Mechatronics will be comprehensive and then give you a test full of new material.
I hate blue SOL cups, yellow or red FTW.
OMG fuck Tuskegee's internet connections.
Why aren't my shoes tied?
WTF is CHURKEY?!?!

WHY CANT I FIND )EIB('s MUSIC ANYWHERE???? Arrrrghhhhhh

[Casey]

sleeping sucks. waste of time waste of life

[Eric-RPS13-]

I have no car, God damn Team Nissan sleeze bags!

[JDori]

i dont have enough money

i need Bill Gate's pockets

and why the hell am i still awake...it's a 1/4 till 6

[abby sawyer]

sleeping sucks. waste of time waste of life

i thought about calling you dumb, but ironically, i feel the same way. i feel like there are more important things i could be doing....

well, i did til i got on my health nut kick. healthy amount of sleep sleep=healthy immune system.

[BlackMage]

a/c classes suck ass...term papers suck ass..........fucking my car doesnt even have A/C and no Performance shops specialize in A/C repairs.


A/C IS overrated!
2/50 method FTW!

[~The_Duke~]

I fucking hate kaiser and how their new form filling out system works.
I fucking hate kaiser for not be discriptive enough on their visit summary sheet.

Would being dizzy enough to not be able to drive be considered a medical problem bad enough to miss work?

Fucking morons...

[Eric-RPS13-]

arms, I wish the mother fuckers were detachable, sleeping wouldn't hurt my shoulder then. heh

well damn once you remove one arm, unless you bite your other one off, it aint going no where unless you can trust a friend lol

[jdrop]

SO. Can I bitch about something...more like someone please?

My friend. She's a year younger and I love her to death, I really do. She "doesn't like girls," much like me, but it's completely different, since she actually acts like the ones she hates. She's shallow; she's fake; she cares WAY too much what people think of her; she's a hypocrite. She wants people to know she has a Coach bag...she wants people to know she's "hot" and she "is into cars" and that's why boys should like her. "Hot" is stupid, since everyone's idea of beauty is unique and she subscribes to society, and "being into cars" means you know more than a few chassis codes, and instead of having Daddy buy you a 350Z and Nismo wheels ("because it's Nissan's tuning company, you know?", you earn the money for it and you at least learn how to change your own oil and a tire. She takes FOREVER to get ready (made me wait 90 minutes to go to WAL MART "in case we see someone cute") and pretty much has no class. She's pretty, I suppose, but under the 3 feet of makeup she wears, along with the extra revealing clothing, it makes her as bad as the Jersey girls she hates. Those that invade my campus and town, that we all wish would die in a fire, but she will dress just like them to try to impress the greasy toolbags that come up from places like Montclair and Jersey City.

She hates boys, loves them, hates them, loves them, which I guess is pretty normal, but she hates my boyfriend, for example, because I spend weekends with him, and not with her. She lives 2 minutes down the road, my boyfriend lives 2 hours away. But when she has a boyfriend, her cell phone is either attached to her ear talking to him, or off because she's with him. And to top it off, she is a sucker for lines. In the "Oh, you could never look ugly, now let me in your pants" kind of way. She dates toolbags and losers, the kind you see in the bro rape video, even though everyone always tells her not to; she gets treated like shit and comes crying to me about it; goes BACK to them repeatedly; and she doesn't understand why "there are no good guys out there."

She is selfish; she completely disregarded the things going on in my life (finals, my grandfather dying, finding a job, etc) and got mad at me yesterday because I hadn't IMed her in a week. She wanted to tell me she is hanging out with and being friendly with her ex, her asshole ex who hit her and treated her like shit, who she swore she was over (this was over a year ago that they broke up) and she swore she wouldn't talk to. Now they're hanging out daily and probably "getting back together." The last time this happened, because this has happened twice, she "got her heart broken again" and I guess rebounded with a jackass. This is all when I specifically told her that I don't care about this guy, and I don't want to hear anything about him...I don't stalk my friend's ex's after they break up...she literally stalked him on Facebook and Myspace till he and his rebound broke up, and she moved back in.

I guess I could go on and on but this is good enough. I should probably start a thread just dedicated to her and how much I am frustrated by her.... I need some new friends...any takers? :(

[Cash]

Gah, I hate girls like that. And there's SO MANY girls like that around here. And it's so frustrating when my friends go nuts over girls like that. It's like, "hey, don't give that girl attention.. it'll only support her attitude and actions." Girls act like that because it works the majority of the time. It works the majority of the time because the majority of guys are simple minded idiots.

I wish I could move somewhere where everyone is normal. Normal guys, normal girls. And in case you're wondering what my idea of normal is, it's caring more about your inner beauty (I know that sounds cheesy). It's having a good heart, being honest, and humble.

Unfortunately my idea of normal seems to be more extraordinary than normal, and people that fit my description of normal are few and far between.


Anyway, you staying friends with her is not much different from her staying involved with her ex-bf's. They treat her like trash, yet she doesn't cut them off. She treats you like trash, yet you don't cut her off. By continually putting up with her crap and staying friends with her when she treats you like crap, you are only supporting her behavior. You have to give her a reason to want to change. One day when she's run off all of her friends and she can't find a good guy to love her and treat her right, she'll realize that it's not the whole world that sucks, it's her attitude that sucks.

Friendships are about giving, not taking. If one side does all the giving, and the other side just takes, then that is an unfair friendship. Respect yourself. Don't let others take advantage of you just because "you don't want to be a bitch/asshole." If you value yourself, you know you can find great friends. Don't waste your time with shitty friends.

[jdrop]

I have only 4 girl friends. Unfortunately, she's one of them. I totally need new ones. You're definitely right though....she's so bad, that when my guy friends ask me if I know a cute single girl, I have to say yes, but that I actually like them and wouldn't pass her off on them...I wouldn't even suggest her to a guy I hate...

I just get along better with guys. I have little sister syndrome. I always end up as that figure, and I'm fine with it. I like it. I just hate to be a bitch, and I hate to make people feel bad. I'd totally cut her off if I could...but it's a way small town and she goes into way grudge and stalker mode...I'm kind of scared...It's kind of easier to have people like that as your "friend" than your enemy...

[Cash]

Yea, I can understand that. Well good luck with your situation. You're about to graduate, right? Then you can move away and meet all new people!

[JDori]

so fking pissed right now.......

thats all im gonna say, ill take my anger out on halo

[abby sawyer]

.... I need some new friends...any takers? :(

ill be your friend! from what i gather, we are compatible lol.

i hate girls. I dont have a coach bag and would never be stupid enough to pay that much for a purse or wallet. i dont have time for sleazy clothes or makeup--i wear sleazy clothes for kicks maybe three times a year (like halloween) and makeup maybe once a week. i can get ready in 10 minutes flat, including showering. and i ignore people on the weekends i spend with my boyfriend.

[jdrop]

You're HIRED! :-D

[abby sawyer]

WOO! yay. now i can say i have one female friend that i dont utterly resent.


Stupid bitches.
Very few of my [very few] girlfriends have been emotionally supportive through the "my man is deployed" ness. as a matter of fact... in three months i have seen 4 people. one time each. except binky, i saw her twice :p

[Binky]

SO. Can I bitch about something...more like someone please?

My friend. She's a year younger and I love her to death, I really do. She "doesn't like girls," much like me, but it's completely different, since she actually acts like the ones she hates. She's shallow; she's fake; she cares WAY too much what people think of her; she's a hypocrite. She wants people to know she has a Coach bag...she wants people to know she's "hot" and she "is into cars" and that's why boys should like her. "Hot" is stupid, since everyone's idea of beauty is unique and she subscribes to society, and "being into cars" means you know more than a few chassis codes, and instead of having Daddy buy you a 350Z and Nismo wheels ("because it's Nissan's tuning company, you know?", you earn the money for it and you at least learn how to change your own oil and a tire. She takes FOREVER to get ready (made me wait 90 minutes to go to WAL MART "in case we see someone cute") and pretty much has no class. She's pretty, I suppose, but under the 3 feet of makeup she wears, along with the extra revealing clothing, it makes her as bad as the Jersey girls she hates. Those that invade my campus and town, that we all wish would die in a fire, but she will dress just like them to try to impress the greasy toolbags that come up from places like Montclair and Jersey City.

She hates boys, loves them, hates them, loves them, which I guess is pretty normal, but she hates my boyfriend, for example, because I spend weekends with him, and not with her. She lives 2 minutes down the road, my boyfriend lives 2 hours away. But when she has a boyfriend, her cell phone is either attached to her ear talking to him, or off because she's with him. And to top it off, she is a sucker for lines. In the "Oh, you could never look ugly, now let me in your pants" kind of way. She dates toolbags and losers, the kind you see in the bro rape video, even though everyone always tells her not to; she gets treated like shit and comes crying to me about it; goes BACK to them repeatedly; and she doesn't understand why "there are no good guys out there."

She is selfish; she completely disregarded the things going on in my life (finals, my grandfather dying, finding a job, etc) and got mad at me yesterday because I hadn't IMed her in a week. She wanted to tell me she is hanging out with and being friendly with her ex, her asshole ex who hit her and treated her like shit, who she swore she was over (this was over a year ago that they broke up) and she swore she wouldn't talk to. Now they're hanging out daily and probably "getting back together." The last time this happened, because this has happened twice, she "got her heart broken again" and I guess rebounded with a jackass. This is all when I specifically told her that I don't care about this guy, and I don't want to hear anything about him...I don't stalk my friend's ex's after they break up...she literally stalked him on Facebook and Myspace till he and his rebound broke up, and she moved back in.

I guess I could go on and on but this is good enough. I should probably start a thread just dedicated to her and how much I am frustrated by her.... I need some new friends...any takers? :(
I'll be your friend. :-)


WOO! yay. now i can say i have one female friend that i dont utterly resent.


Stupid bitches.
Very few of my [very few] girlfriends have been emotionally supportive through the "my man is deployed" ness. as a matter of fact... in three months i have seen 4 people. one time each. except binky, i saw her twice :p
yeah, we need to hang again abby. Its been too long.

[abby sawyer]

yep in the next two weeks no less.

youll forgive me if id rather have a girls outing though? i have been having an very hard time lately with the deployment.

[Binky]

not a problem girly. Sometimes I just need the girls too.

[jdrop]

Yay! Now I have two girl friends!!!

[AFSil80]

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Did I mention I'm ready to come home to Georgia?

[PLAY]

I hate....driving a 5 speed in thirty minutes of traffic everyday.



gotta hate the black leather back sweat, try a black car with black leather it suuuuucks

my old coupe i had didnt have ac, and i lived in florida. sweaty t-shirts FTL

i hate ricers, with a passion. and i hate it when my mom asks me if ive done my homework and tells me i need to pass my classes. like i didnt know about it before she said it.

[Rcase97]

Finals.

Bitchy girldriend.

Bad grades.

Bitchy mom.

not having a 240 yet.

and of course....... ricers.
There's this kid at my school who has the biggest fucking muffler and a shitty exhaust on a dodge intrepid sedan completely stock. And he has a little badge on theback that says "turbo". So i asked him about it and it doesnt even have a turbo.........And the exhaust is the worst one I've ever heard. It sounds like a shitty dirtbike. Just the sound of it makes me want to go stomp it off his car........

haha Anyways theres my rant.

[JDori]

screw finals


screw boost leaks

[abby sawyer]

screw ex's.

i wish i could take one more swing at mine.
in a year i only got one good hit in...

i also wish i could take several hefty swings at my boyfriends ex's..... cuz im volatile.
i dont actually have a problem with them, i just need someone to relieve my aggression on. i think maybe i need to take up a sport like kickboxing lol

[JDori]

yea sounds like you do...

or invest some cash in a big ass punching bag....

[v-empire]

no. she needs to get laid.

[Cash]

I hear ya, Abby! Ex's can really suck sometimes. That's something I've been going through recently.

What you have to keep in mind is, if they didn't treat you with 100% respect, they don't deserve you. Anybody that would do anything to hurt you, you're better off without them in your life. Unfortunately, the last person to realize you're better off is you, yourself. It's hard to get over those feelings of comfort and connectedness, but everything will be better in the long run.

Keep on keeping on, baby! Yeeeeehaw!

[abby sawyer]

well my boyfriend treats me right so ive done way better than my ex.

My Ex however... well like i said, i atleast got one good hit in. lol he was a stick thin german with a beastly large nose and weighed ten pounds less than me and lacking in the...........department. oh and he liked fat girls

i think im better off lol

[v-empire]

and you dated this guy.....

i can see a similar taste trail going on.....

hmmm..........?


jk
i hope not.
just cant imagine someone like that..uh howard stern ? nah he has hot chicks.

[abby sawyer]

yeah. he was the first to come along after me and my highschool sweetheart broke up. and the first college boyfriend. we stayed together about a year, and all along i felt the urge to dump him off and on. he finally beat me to it lol.

[RBSlow]

Im bitching about having to get up early. Ok im done.

[Cash]

I have a 3 hour finance final at 8am. Yea, I'm bitching alright. This is gonna suck!

[RBSlow]

g/l with that im glad im out of school!

[Cash]

I only have 2 more semesters, and then IT risk consulting, here I come!!

[abby sawyer]

what is "it risk consulting"

[Cash]

Information technology risk consulting.

You go into the office of a client and look for any potential IT risks, such as non-encrypted hard drives, doors propped open to data centers, computers left open with no password protection, lap tops just sitting around... pretty much anything that puts a company at risk of having important information stolen or getting into the wrong hands. Then you write a report on everything that needs to be corrected and you present it to the upper level management of your client firm.

It's gonna be awesome. I'll get to travel a lot, make a nice starting out salary, and get lots and lots of sky miles and hotel points so I can take free vacations! And one of the coolest things IT risk consultants get to do is a little thing called "social engineering."

[abby sawyer]

good career choice.

i think ill be a french maid next. or a phone sex operator. i like to get laughs out of life

:lmfao:

[Tracey]

I will take this time to bitch about baby's mamas that are sluts, whores, and skanks. Maybe if they weren't such sluts and whores, their kids wouldn't be so messed up.

I also want to take the time to bitch at my co-worker for calling the other girls in the office and I, "triflin bitches." Like he's never sat around and talked to his friends about how much he hates girls and how he's fucked their lives up. We are chicks. That's what we do.

[Eric-RPS13-]

I love the term "Triffling bitches"
I usually reserve it for women that just fuck with guys without knowing it by being so wishy washy they could actually be unsure about having a choice to live or die.

[JDori]

Bloody Snow....and lots of it

Im stuck in my dorms...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

[Bware113]

Stuck in the dorms....Jumpin Jahosaphat Batman, that really sucks...Wait are they Co-ed???

[seksehowy]

FUCK!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so final grades has been posted and I got 3 C's 1 B 1 A....
the fucked up part is that.....2 of those C's i was sure i got B's instead. i guess i fucked up on the final :'(..... and the A.is OMG!.....totally unexpected....since going into the final my raw grade was a 41.....coming out of the final i got an A! =D....so...my gpa = shit now FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. calc3, statics, and shitload more shit next semester gonna ass rape me more !____! fuckidy fuck.

[Bware113]

^those sound like my grades...Calc 3 is easy, but statics is somewhat of a bitch from what I know, I gotta take that this sem. too

[seksehowy]

i hope calc 3 gonna be easy :]. yea everyone told me static gonna be anal. >.> i forgot the rest of the class im taking i hope they all gonna be easy :[ i need to pull my gpa up before hope drop the giant hammer of poop on me

[Bware113]

LOL...I lost my scholarship soooo long ago. I just left Calc. 3, All of it is easy especially double integrals. Im not looking forward to stats. or Differential Equations.

[deerock]

gahhhhd i just got my college schedule......i got class on SATURDAY AT 9 IN THE MORNING!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

[abby sawyer]

where do you go to school that you have class on saturday........


my schedule: tuesday and thursday. :):)

[Zippy69]

I like to color! I am no longer allowed to fingerpaint though:(
But we get grahm crackers and good ol' luke warm curdly milk! Yeah baby, lactose chunky style!!!

[deerock]

i go to gwinnett tech..
my full schedule is mon-thurs and sat.

[Bware113]

That is a good way too ruin a Saturday morning. I only wake on Sat. for football, autocross, and work.

[abby sawyer]

oh. i see.

today i will grumble because SOMEONE WANTED TO BUY MY CAR. (my grandmother didnt know i wanted to sell it) AND TOLD THEM IT WASNT FOR SALE :(

no mazda for abby :(

[JDori]

sell it and buy another one




my bitch of today



Sr is giving many hella problems and its really gay.

[~The_Duke~]

Fuck shitty exhaust flanges...

[Eric-RPS13-]

I hate grumpy asshole women from Virginia that assume you know they are from Virginia, and get all uppity when you tell them what road and cross street something is off of.

So when the guy at Merchant's Walk said they had the tongue adapter I told her the computer must have been off and they don't have it.
I'm evil. I get my revenge...

[~The_Duke~]

So what is the exhaust\muffler shop going to try to sell me when I bring my straight pipped, cat-less, side exit sentra into their shop to get a new exhaust flange welded on?

[Nisxsz]

money shortage(no job) + fine + want to buy parts = GOD DAMN BITCH!

[Zippy69]

I say fuck insurance companies that go way out of their way to try to find a loophole so they don't have to pay out even though their stupid ass client pulled out in front of me across 2 lanes on a busy highway. Don't they know hard it is to T-bone a truck going 55mph? Fucking morons!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I feel a little better.

[~The_Duke~]

Yup I work for one of them... and I am at work on christmas eve and it is slow and it sucks... lol

[JDori]

wtf thats really gay......

id kill some one if i had to work christmas eve.....

oh and cold ass weather sucks...


Ohio sucks

and not having money sucks

[~The_Duke~]

Yup I didnt get called on christmas though, which makes me happy :goodjob:

Ya cold weather sucks ass...

I Ohio is the most boring state I have ever been to...

Yup being poor sucks...

I hate dumb people

[Andy C]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque

[~The_Duke~]

I dont feel like reading long posts... cliff notes?

[Andy C]

I hate sauerkraut

thats all i'm really trying to say.

[~The_Duke~]

I hate sauerkraut

thats all i'm really trying to say.

Aight that is better lol

Ya sauerkraut isnt that great, not even the real stuff.

[Zippy69]

I rike kimchee.

[BlackMage]

I'm going to bitch because my SR still hasnt sold yet... and because my RX7 isn't drivable yet and because I want a new PC.

[Zippy69]

I had a crabs once. Well actually just one crab, and it died. But about a million of his friends came to his funeral.

[abby sawyer]

...are we talking about hermit crabs, or pubic lice?

if its the later, you should be ashamed of yourself! no one should have enough pubic hair to get crabs!
:D

[~The_Duke~]

...are we talking about hermit crabs, or pubic lice?

if its the later, you should be ashamed of yourself! no one should have enough pubic hair to get crabs!
:D

LOL!!!!!

:cheers:

[Zippy69]

The shame. Like said , it was just one. lol.
Don't worry. I'm smoooth as a baby now.

[Neejay]

today i bitch about:


Shitty internet in my drom. Road runner sucks ass, or it just the fact that everyone on campus runs the same network b/c every one get s it from RR. it blow cant watch vids b/c they dont load. have trouble opening websites and pages...god i cant wait till next session when i move out and get better net.



yay.....:cheers:

please everyone share somethingHoly shit, me too. I live in Clayton Place apartments (anyone who is in the Georgia university system can live here). I can't wait until I move out. I'll be ordering the fastest possible internet. Downloading torrents suck + basic browsing between like 8pm-12am (times most people are on) and ESPECIALLY at the beginning of semesters + Finals.


hell ya


i hate ppl who cant drive....omg they piss me off so much
This drives me up the wall DAILY.

I need money, a garage, and Im ready to finish my car (exhaust, brakes, suspension, KA-T). I really want a 98-01 Impreza RS.

[abby sawyer]

The shame. Like said , it was just one. lol.
Don't worry. I'm smoooth as a baby now.

maybe it was a flea. do you have doggies? I have never heard of a person having one crab lol

i have nothing to complain about...
i just got a journey necklace :)

well-- i doo miss him a lot:( but its nothing to grumble about.

[~The_Duke~]

maybe it was a flea. do you have doggies? I have never heard of a person having one crab lol

He was prolly confused by razor burn or a stumble itch... lol

[Zippy69]

only one crab... and he died... but a million of his friends came to his funeral...
Get it? Only joking. Now for the herpes...

[abby sawyer]

i got it the first time...

[Zippy69]

Just makin' sure. There are some slow ones in the world, glad your not one of them.

[abby sawyer]

im not slow, just lazy

[AFSil80]

I really hate waiting for parts.

Gotta get my exhaust and FMIC before I can finish the swap.

[MrVito]

effing women, can't live with'm, can't shoot'm in th head.

[JDori]

2007

fuk it........i can't wait for it to be fuking over

[mashed potato johnson]

+1
2007 was a pile of poop

[Nisxsz]

fuck not fucking having a fucking job. fuck being fucking poor. fuck not fucking winning the fucking lottery.

-fuck.

[Unxpekt3d]

I hate ricers who waste their money on their useless cars. They should just hand me their fuckn money.

[seksehowy]

i hate the weather, made me sick :(

[abby sawyer]

i hate it when people invest a lot into their 240.
and i hate those people who try to bully me into doing the same *coughcaseycough* lol

[Bware113]

WTF its been raining for like 2 weeks straight. I mean its not really raining its just drizzling. We only had sun shine like 4days of the 2.5 weeks Ive been at home...

[abby sawyer]

heyy its just proof that atlanda is not giong to run out of rain... lol


I HATE STUDENT LOAN COMPANIES AND GPC.

i have been waiting for my loan for almost 4 months, and between sallie mae and georgia perimeter college, they have fucked it up CONSTANTLY.

[jdrop]

I HATE STUDENT LOAN COMPANIES AND GPC.

i have been waiting for my loan for almost 4 months, and between sallie mae and georgia perimeter college, they have fucked it up CONSTANTLY.

Good luck with that! It sucks a lot...URI and the RI Student Authority didn't work my loan out till AFTER this semester ended...I almost didn't graduate.

I HATE WORKING ON DAYS WE SHOULD HAVE OFF AS HOLIDAYS! Like Christmas Eve, or today, for instance.

[abby sawyer]

that isnt comforting. im still a freshman lol

[jdrop]

Hahaha, oh man...Get ready to be screwed from every angle...and not in a good way...

[~The_Duke~]

I hate it when people plan for you to be involved in something, even though they dont tell you. Then you make plans not knowing, then they get pissed off when you tell them you already have plans when they tell you the day before they need your help.

[abby sawyer]

lol who are you talking about homes

[Trap Star]

Fuck school, fuck NJ weather, fuck oregon.

[~The_Duke~]

lol who are you talking about homes

1st of all, Do I look like a homes? lol

Oh my parents included me in their plan of taking down the christmas stuff. Didnt tell me that I was included in this. Then they call me @ 8pm the day before they need help to tell me that I need to help them tomorrow. Well I said I am not coming home tonight have a good one. Then didnt come home to 4am this morning and they yelled at me today for it, and I was almost late for work because of it.

[abby sawyer]

yes. anyone who dresses up as a pimp version of oz is free game as homes.

sorry :( if it makes itbetter,im ticked at my bro too!

[~The_Duke~]

yes. anyone who dresses up as a pimp version of oz is free game as homes.

sorry :( if it makes itbetter,im ticked at my bro too!

lol this is true...

nah not really cas I get hear more about it tomorrow.

[GriffinW]

I hate when your rear brakes lock up... see thread

http://www.240atlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=136642#post136642