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Krazy
12-31-2010, 02:03 AM
Dark colored civic, eg or ef...couldn't tell as I was trying to get my dog, tag, etc..etc..anything that could help identify the guys I caught scoping out my car.
I normally park the car in the garage and heard the Honda go by a few times before I decided to investigate...I'm glad I did because as soon as I opened my front door my dog bolted after the guy and I gave chase. The guy barely managed to get back into the Honda before my dog could catch him and it was too dark for me to identify anything...the driver drove off really quickly with no lights with a Boxer on his tail..lol
Fuckin faggots.
Hammerhead-i Eaglethrust
12-31-2010, 02:11 AM
should have opened fire on them.
greasemonkey
12-31-2010, 02:24 AM
should have opened fire on them.
I like the way you think :cheers:
Darrin s13
12-31-2010, 02:58 AM
should have opened fire on them.
ding ding ding.
smokin18
01-02-2011, 03:52 AM
im n cumming too...we need to find them and take care of them .
Euronymous 240
01-02-2011, 04:12 AM
dumb kids
Krazy
01-02-2011, 05:50 AM
im n cumming too...we need to find them and take care of them .
No sign of them since and my car is now back in the garage. No more leaving it outside, lesson learned.
I didn't know you live up here as well, if you guys get into anything hit me up...I'm unemployed right now and have nothing else better to do...lol.
Fallen51
01-02-2011, 05:54 AM
Lol im not doing anything either so lets start a 240 protection agency haha but i hope they dont come back but if they do give them hell !!
~The_Duke~
01-02-2011, 05:58 AM
just buy one of these
http://amendment2guns.com/images/saiga12gaugeshotgunbig.jpg
Drifting Kalamari
01-02-2011, 06:50 AM
^^ Agreed, then just drag the bodies back to the house and you're covered!
B-radboost
01-02-2011, 08:34 AM
should have opened fire on them.
ADREED next time instead of sicking the dog on em put some holes in them or the car
Krazy
01-02-2011, 09:39 AM
I do not own a gun.
Drifting Kalamari
01-02-2011, 11:09 AM
Then point your finger at them and go "Pew pew pew!!"
It usually scares them off
red24d
01-02-2011, 11:20 AM
Shit, tell that dude to bite the curb next time!
Campo
01-02-2011, 02:01 PM
Easy steps to taking care of this problem.
Step 1: get a shotgun or rifle
Step 2: get a case of beer
Step 3: get a lawn chair
Step 4: now sit outside for a full day with your gun drinking a case of beer looking like your waiting for someone. No one will fuck with you ever!
J Squared
01-02-2011, 02:11 PM
Yeah start shooting guns at them, that way you guys can go to jail together and you can rape him where its not gay.
Krazy
01-02-2011, 07:22 PM
Yeah start shooting guns at them, that way you guys can go to jail together and you can rape him where its not gay.
That's exactly what I was thinking...haha
Work smarter not harder...shooting at them is going to suck in the long run. I'd rather just put a tracker in the car along with other various undetectable electronics that can catch them in the act. That way, they go to jail for stealing something that's setup like a bait car and I get a very nice laugh out of it.
Devious Furlong
01-02-2011, 07:39 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n165/Pelleforever31/MiniUzi.jpg
These work good against car thieves.
nevertolow
01-03-2011, 04:57 AM
That's exactly what I was thinking...haha
Work smarter not harder...shooting at them is going to suck in the long run. I'd rather just put a tracker in the car along with other various undetectable electronics that can catch them in the act. That way, they go to jail for stealing something that's setup like a bait car and I get a very nice laugh out of it.
hahahaha "doors locked, stalling engine, poison gas coming in through the vents" sounds like fun to me! hahaha then you can send the vid in to "iflip" and itll be shown across the world... no problems from there on out. no 240s will ever get stolen again.
$1,000,000 idea!
Hammerhead-i Eaglethrust
01-03-2011, 10:25 PM
aim for the gas tank. then drag the car back onto your property and say it was self defense.
tuphotiriptinh
01-03-2011, 10:31 PM
just buy one of these
http://amendment2guns.com/images/saiga12gaugeshotgunbig.jpg
How much is it? come with bullets?
Infinite
01-03-2011, 10:36 PM
oh this is fucking great...
10 dpgs + weapons + house lit up like a launch pad.
i Might be safe .
Echonova
01-04-2011, 12:56 AM
Or those things could lull you into a false sense of security.
maxed1
01-04-2011, 01:16 AM
Locks only keep honest people out
lostindasauce
01-04-2011, 09:57 PM
I need a garage.....
swingsett
01-04-2011, 10:00 PM
no sympathy for thieves.
Krazy
01-05-2011, 12:17 AM
I need a garage.....
I got my car locked up in mine now...finished installing my new toys...heh
Elizabeth Reed
01-05-2011, 12:22 AM
doesn't will live in cumming and drive a black civic?
southernjake
01-05-2011, 12:53 AM
just get a battery killswitch inside your car somewhere
somewhere secretive-like
Nick Jeezy
01-05-2011, 02:34 AM
what area of Cumming is this?
Krazy
01-05-2011, 03:52 AM
just get a battery killswitch inside your car somewhere
somewhere secretive-like
That's to easy...that is something a thief is going to look for. I am an electrical guru and have my ways to prevent someone from getting to far with my vehicle.
what area of Cumming is this?
About 1 mile from Bethelview Road...5 minutes from the City of Cumming, North West.
southernjake
01-05-2011, 05:27 AM
theres actually a turbo timer that requires a code for it to let the car start. thatd be pretty badass.
Krazy
01-05-2011, 05:49 AM
theres actually a turbo timer that requires a code for it to let the car start. thatd be pretty badass.
I can start a car with a turbo timer harness. I would never trust a turbo timer with a code as it is soooo easy to bypass. Something more elaborate is needed so that your above average thief is confused.
a removable steering wheel, some sort of engine kill system and some sort of alarm will prevent almost any thief from stealing your car...unless they bring a flatbed and even then, a fully active GPS tracking system will fuck them up.
Cool Hwip
01-05-2011, 06:20 AM
i hate 240 stealers
Krazy
01-05-2011, 06:35 AM
i hate 240 stealers
yea me to...I'm all paranoid and shit now..lol :screwy:
Hammerhead-i Eaglethrust
01-05-2011, 02:51 PM
this is why my car is always in the garage.
350zftw
01-05-2011, 09:48 PM
should have opened fire on them.
Idk y that made me laugh
pitbull287
01-05-2011, 11:00 PM
bad thing is if your dog would have caught him.. easy law suit.. similar situation here I trained dogs for years.. and My award winning dog lol put him in all kinds of shows.. darted after some 900lbs dude trying to steal my 4 wheeler i left in the front yard.. for about 2 hours.. dog caught him in the crotch and 3 years later he sued me and got 90k... from my house insurance... but he has half a penis now.. well not half i talked to the doctor and he said it was a pressure wound the dog put so much pressure on it it riped down the middle.. swear to god true story
bignic
01-06-2011, 03:09 AM
that shit sucks...my accord was broke in to a few times when i lived near there
i hate 240 stealers
i hate 240's
Krazy
01-06-2011, 04:06 AM
i hate 240's
Yea me to depending on the day, we should start a fan club.. :lmfao:
Memme
01-06-2011, 04:08 AM
No sign of them since and my car is now back in the garage. No more leaving it outside, lesson learned.
I didn't know you live up here as well, if you guys get into anything hit me up...I'm unemployed right now and have nothing else better to do...lol.
Wasn't off 16 was it...
Krazy
01-06-2011, 04:22 AM
Wasn't off 16 was it...
I live right off of 20 and 1 mile from Bethelview
Not to familiar with other roads around here, just moved up here a few months back.
Memme
01-06-2011, 04:26 AM
I hear a lot of good ideas in this thread... Curb biting, shooting and all...
What about the follow back to ther pad, document everything you can about them, watch them for a few weeks, get to know their habits, their friends, their families... like a widelife study... then one by one... Starting with the youngest, or the elderly, abduct them, slice them to pieces with a straight razor, not to kill... that's for later... then gang rape the women with bats and shit... Sodomize the men similarly, and one at a time, drop them off at locations familiar to these people, after disposing of the limbs and "accessories" they don't need to hop and writhe around after you light them on fire with some sort of accelerant... I don't know how many people you'd have to kill before they changed their ways, but it's worth a shot I suppose...
What... Lol
Too much?
Fine whatever... LoJack then... I thought we were talking violence! My bad... Fine shoot at them whatever! That's not art...
Krazy
01-06-2011, 04:49 AM
I hear a lot of good ideas in this thread... Curb biting, shooting and all...
What about the follow back to ther pad, document everything you can about them, watch them for a few weeks, get to know their habits, their friends, their families... like a widelife study... then one by one... Starting with the youngest, or the elderly, abduct them, slice them to pieces with a straight razor, not to kill... that's for later... then gang rape the women with bats and shit... Sodomize the men similarly, and one at a time, drop them off at locations familiar to these people, after disposing of the limbs and "accessories" they don't need to hop and writhe around after you light them on fire with some sort of accelerant... I don't know how many people you'd have to kill before they changed their ways, but it's worth a shot I suppose...
What... Lol
Too much?
Fine whatever... LoJack then... I thought we were talking violence! My bad... Fine shoot at them whatever! That's not art...
At least I know I am 1 of 2 fucked up individuals on this forum.
:ninja:
southernjake
01-06-2011, 04:54 AM
I hear a lot of good ideas in this thread... Curb biting, shooting and all...
What about the follow back to ther pad, document everything you can about them, watch them for a few weeks, get to know their habits, their friends, their families... like a widelife study... then one by one... Starting with the youngest, or the elderly, abduct them, slice them to pieces with a straight razor, not to kill... that's for later... then gang rape the women with bats and shit... Sodomize the men similarly, and one at a time, drop them off at locations familiar to these people, after disposing of the limbs and "accessories" they don't need to hop and writhe around after you light them on fire with some sort of accelerant... I don't know how many people you'd have to kill before they changed their ways, but it's worth a shot I suppose...
What... Lol
Too much?
Fine whatever... LoJack then... I thought we were talking violence! My bad... Fine shoot at them whatever! That's not art...
and I thought I was insane...
nevertolow
01-06-2011, 05:05 AM
At least I know I am 1 of 2 fucked up individuals on this forum.
:ninja:
hahahah at least i know im 1 of 3 lol. people that steal shit piss me off. my grandpa told me in like the 1960's they would wire up some shit to a resistor and if some one touched their car they would be used as the ground, and it would shock the absolute piss out of them.. i was drunk when he told me this im just telling you what i remember.. lol
so then i asked him how he opend the door with out getting shocked. he said he had a secret switch of some sort. if you touched the car you would know if the switch was on or off. hahaha
probably wouldnt work on cars now days though.. short out your ecu or fry some kind of electrical stuff...
Krazy
01-06-2011, 05:09 AM
kinda ironic but I'm getting a tazer in a few days that I am going to disassemble and try to fit it somewhere on the car...heh
cartune
01-06-2011, 05:22 AM
hire this guy
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcnn3sd6Gb1qddjkzo1_500.jpg
Krazy
01-06-2011, 05:33 AM
hire this guy
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcnn3sd6Gb1qddjkzo1_500.jpg
He kinda looks like one of those aliens from that movie "Mars Attacks."
nevertolow
01-06-2011, 05:33 AM
"This may or may not work.
Back in the middle 50s when someone walked up to your car thay did not ever touch your car because all the kids had a shocker that was on a switch.If thay touched your car and it was on it was like graping a spark plug bare handed. It would not kill you but it would make you thank you were dead. We would see some girls at the drivein that were leaning up against or touching the front of a car I would turn it on and ease up behind the car touch the bumpers togeather. After thay got up off the ground it didnot seem to hurt anything but their temper but it made them talk loud as you were driving away you could hear them for a block.
THis thing had 3 parts built in a wood box about the size of a pint carton of milk.
1. A ignition coil
2.A small electro magnet
3. A set of points
a.points were 2 strips of metel about 2 in long with a set of contacts on the end. the top peace was copper the bottom was steel the magnet pulled on the steel part to open points.Points were norm. closed.
You wire the coil and the magnet throught the points.When you turn on power, magnet would pull points apart. That would cause coil to give a shot of hi voltage then kill magnet. Points would close and do it again. It was real fast so you could hear it buzzing. The high voltage lead off the coil was hooked to the car body.When it was on whole body was hot. ANyone standing on the groung was the ground.It worked on concreat ,asphalt or dirt.I am wondering what this would do to a computer.It never affectived our radio, battery or lights.THe only place there was current flow was where someone was touching car. Someone in mid 70s called Viper had one they sold had a pix of a rattle snake coiled ready to strike on the window no body messed with those cars.It had a tape told you to get off or you were fixinto get it. This could be an add on to your alarm.Radio Shack Timer would give someone 4 sec. to go by car then if they were still bouncing car turn on for 2 sec. then get ready to do it again. But if in drive way nobody should be bouncing on it. It would not run battery down because alarm would turn it on only when motion turned it on say 2 sec.A switch would be nice in case someone tired to car jack you.My switch was behind cig. lighter ,pushed in closed switch.
Like I sead it may not work on these new car .But it gave us a lot of laughs."
found this on jeepsunlimited. hahahha i wasnt bullshittin!
Krazy
01-06-2011, 05:34 AM
"This may or may not work.
Back in the middle 50s when someone walked up to your car thay did not ever touch your car because all the kids had a shocker that was on a switch.If thay touched your car and it was on it was like graping a spark plug bare handed. It would not kill you but it would make you thank you were dead. We would see some girls at the drivein that were leaning up against or touching the front of a car I would turn it on and ease up behind the car touch the bumpers togeather. After thay got up off the ground it didnot seem to hurt anything but their temper but it made them talk loud as you were driving away you could hear them for a block.
THis thing had 3 parts built in a wood box about the size of a pint carton of milk.
1. A ignition coil
2.A small electro magnet
3. A set of points
a.points were 2 strips of metel about 2 in long with a set of contacts on the end. the top peace was copper the bottom was steel the magnet pulled on the steel part to open points.Points were norm. closed.
You wire the coil and the magnet throught the points.When you turn on power, magnet would pull points apart. That would cause coil to give a shot of hi voltage then kill magnet. Points would close and do it again. It was real fast so you could hear it buzzing. The high voltage lead off the coil was hooked to the car body.When it was on whole body was hot. ANyone standing on the groung was the ground.It worked on concreat ,asphalt or dirt.I am wondering what this would do to a computer.It never affectived our radio, battery or lights.THe only place there was current flow was where someone was touching car. Someone in mid 70s called Viper had one they sold had a pix of a rattle snake coiled ready to strike on the window no body messed with those cars.It had a tape told you to get off or you were fixinto get it. This could be an add on to your alarm.Radio Shack Timer would give someone 4 sec. to go by car then if they were still bouncing car turn on for 2 sec. then get ready to do it again. But if in drive way nobody should be bouncing on it. It would not run battery down because alarm would turn it on only when motion turned it on say 2 sec.A switch would be nice in case someone tired to car jack you.My switch was behind cig. lighter ,pushed in closed switch.
Like I sead it may not work on these new car .But it gave us a lot of laughs."
found this on jeepsunlimited. hahahha i wasnt bullshittin!
Fuck my eyes hurt...
nevertolow
01-06-2011, 05:38 AM
hahahahah tazer!! lol dont forget the hidden video cam! hahahah send that shit into afv and you caould get your money back for everything you purchaced lol
---------- Post added at 06:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:35 AM ----------
i know it was alot but i had to prove to myself,and to everyone else my grandpa isnt a liar lol.
Memme
01-06-2011, 12:54 PM
hahahah at least i know im 1 of 3 lol. people that steal shit piss me off. my grandpa told me in like the 1960's they would wire up some shit to a resistor and if some one touched their car they would be used as the ground, and it would shock the absolute piss out of them.. i was drunk when he told me this im just telling you what i remember.. lol
so then i asked him how he opend the door with out getting shocked. he said he had a secret switch of some sort. if you touched the car you would know if the switch was on or off. hahaha
probably wouldnt work on cars now days though.. short out your ecu or fry some kind of electrical stuff...
The electrical shit aside, you've still got a lot of metal panels on a 240... but a lot of cars don't... You could of course make it work...
Electrical issues can be solved...
Nick Jeezy
01-06-2011, 03:08 PM
was this civic 2 door? or 4 door or what?
Krazy
01-06-2011, 09:24 PM
was this civic 2 door? or 4 door or what?
It was a dark colored hatch, I just couldn't tell exactly which model as he was smart enough to drive with his lights off.
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