What you need to do before you drive this weekend

[The Marty]

Check your car!!!!



When was the last time you changed your oil? Is there enough oil in the engine? is it black?
Check your coolant. Is it rusty? Do you overheat just idling? Any leaks?
Brake Fluid. Topped off? Good color? Good pedal feel?
ANY LEAKS AT ALL ON THE CAR. Oil? Coolant? Gear oil? Pineapple juice?
DO YOU HAVE ALL LUGNUTS ON YOUR WHEELS. I swear to god I'm going to punch someone in the face for this.
IS YOUR SEAT BOLTED DOWN WITH 4 BOLTS? Once again, I'll be punching faces.
Wheel bearings. Does you wheel still move around even when all of your lugs are tight? If so, don't even show up.



FUCKING BATTERY FUCKING TIEDOWN FUCKING FUCK! It's 2009, get with the program. NO FUCKING ZIPTIES!!!


Just a quick list. Have fun and BE SAFE!

[flip]

Thanks Marty...

[Neejay]

Cut throat, to the point, and 100% true.

[zcrew]

i assume if you're missing a whole stud, you dont need to have a lug nut there?

[The Marty]

i assume if you're missing a whole stud, you dont need to have a lug nut there?

If you're missing a whole stud, I will bring a lugnut for you and SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

[Michael]

bring money, too!

[PLAY]

poof! im batman.

[shawn shawn]

Yay for useful threads!


Do all these things and we can get tech done quick sat so we can start quicker.

Thanks Marty.

[maxed1]

Glue it on

[Michael]

poof! im batman.

that's a fucking lie and you know it.

[MOOREOFSTEPHEN]

what if I don't have a windsheild?

[maxed1]

buy some goggles

[whitepony22]

buy some goggles
Funniest thing I've read all day.

[J Squared]

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq179/EatingSteak/GogglesDoNothing.jpg

[maxed1]

Hey thats what i'm here for

[MOOREOFSTEPHEN]

hhahaha

[C.Ward]

this thread!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/savenessymotherfucker/right_thumbs_down.jpg

[Andy C]

good stuff.

[The Marty]

this thread!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/savenessymotherfucker/right_thumbs_down.jpg


I'm going to kick your hoodrat car..... before I kick you in the teeth

[SHIFT_2DRIFT]

i have to pick my car up before i can do the oil change and check all my fluids.

I have my battery tie down
I have all my lug nuts tightened
I have 4 bolts on each seat
I don't have any leaks (front main seal changed)

I am set to go.

[C.Ward]

this is like one of tracy's pointless threads. hoodrat.

get your car working so we can go to hapeville.

[The Marty]

I don't do Hapeville. Meet me at Ikea.

[down_shift]

Lake Hearn Pavilion special stage.

[raulck_hn17]

no rollcage needed??

[mr_dsgb15]

texaco express lube employees arent allowed to drift cuz you know youll be at work sir

[s7_]

- mt90 diff oil
- install seatbelts

[JJ Alfano]

- need to install my 4 point

- i need tires mounted

- i need gas money

[Darrin s13]

-need new car
-need fuel pump
-need to put my new rotors and pads on
-need new turbo(maybe)
-need new power steering shit(all of it)(pump too)
-need to do oil change
-need hair cut
-need new fmic, couplers and piping
-need new bov
-need to get diff welded again
-need tires
-need spark plugs

see you guys out there

[Michael]

no rollcage needed??

We do not require cages, no.

[~The_Duke~]

We do not require cages, no.

They wont let you have a cage cas that want darwin to get you.

[Michael]

They wont let you have a cage cas that want darwin to get you.

Highly doubtful ;)

Hopefully, the people who have cages won't be using it for anything more than stiffening. :)

[raulck_hn17]

i want a cage for stiffenin my vette... the thing handles like if it was a truck on 44s with a 12" bodylift

[PLAY]

changed the oil and checked for leaks.

removed some sound deadening.

tomorrow im going to clean the carpet and then throw it back into the car.

[The Marty]

This thread has gone to:

http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/picard-facepalm.jpg

Thanks for ruining it.

[Jesse]

"look for me i'll be the tech guy with the Desert Eagle"

[raulck_hn17]

"look for me i'll be the tech guy with the Desert Eagle"
why so many people gotta look for one guy.. you should loog for everybody!! haha

[~The_Duke~]

Dont DIAF you guys!!!

GL!!!

[CBR]

Will a trunk full of dynamite and ammo pass tech?

[MOOREOFSTEPHEN]

i changed my windows and made sure they were on good... i swapepd my bolts up and double chebcked on all of them. i tightned my gas cap just in case of leaks.

i sholuld be 100% togo

[Casey]

i changed my windows and made sure they were on good... i swapepd my bolts up and double chebcked on all of them. i tightned my gas cap just in case of leaks.

i sholuld be 100% togo

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r u forreal


YOURE ACTUALLY DRIFTING THE CAR??? OMG ITS RUNNING>>?Q#@?@#Q??@!?>

[maxed1]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[bburns89]

Awesome thread. Made me smile. :]]

[350zftw]

Sweet

[Carter86]

sunglasses and sun screen are must during the summer
and you need some cash to buy food&drinks from George :)

[bigrain]

thirteen

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[whatever210]

will you be able to leave and come back if you need gas?

[s7_]

will you be able to leave and come back if you need gas?


haha just go on a full tank. you'll be fine.

:superman:

[scoob.]

every time i read this i bust out laughing.

[whatever210]

haha just go on a full tank. you'll be fine.

:superman:
lets just say i have a feeling i will have to get some

[s7_]

Buy a container, dude.

[whatever210]

Buy a container, dude.
waste of money if i can leave and come back tho

[JJ Alfano]

Yes you can leave and come back, it takes awhile though because for some reason every tries to drive in to watch so the entrance gets backed up, but I'm pretty sure that dilemma will be fixed this Sunday.

[whatever210]

u drifting alfano?

[JJ Alfano]

duh! I need to mount my tires, do an oilchange and clean out my car.. then I'm good to go!

[whatever210]

i needs battery tie down. i think im gunna make one or weld a bar over the battery so it doesnt move

[JJ Alfano]

buy it from autozone

[down_shift]

theres a gas station down the street. I usually go with about half to 3/4 tank.

[maxed1]

Psst

[J Squared]

lets just say i have a feeling i will have to get some

Just install a gas cap! I know it sounds crazy, but you save a ton of gas that way.

[vqdreaming]

but race cars dont use gas caps


Just install a gas cap! I know it sounds crazy, but you save a ton of gas that way.

[J Squared]

but race cars dont use gas caps

Lies.



































































http://www.codeoneauto.com/frames/images/eclipse/eclipserrcu.JPG

[whatever210]

Just install a gas cap! I know it sounds crazy, but you save a ton of gas that way.
nice post! would read agian

[.E2.]

nice paint on the eclipse

[Fast201]

lol @ pineapple juice

[GhostS13]

I joined this forum cuz this thread is hilarious!!!!!!!!! hope to meet some of you at dif events soon

[rb25dan]

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq179/EatingSteak/GogglesDoNothing.jpg

Funniest thing IVE heard all day

[Sir_Alexander_Slideways]

battery relocation allowed? im getting a summit kit...

[The Marty]

Forward all questions to Marcos, southeastdrift @ hotmail.com , since he still has not put up a tech list.

[down_shift]

http://www.southeastdrift.com/forms/usd_tech_form.pdf

[maxed1]

I've learned to quit drinking a day before the event

[J Squared]

_______helmet (Snell 95 or newer)

Is this new for single groups? I thought DOT helmets were OK...

[silvia240]

awesome

[maxed1]

Buy a car ?

[xxxblingxxx]

I've learned to quit drinking a day before the event lol

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Buy a car ? A running car and ready to go . Shell dont work well .
:thinking:

[Wildebeest]

zipties lol. thats the majority of people out there

[xxxblingxxx]

zipties lol. thats the majority of people out there
A belt to hold your pants up so that are not hanging to knees lol. Exhaust hangers. Zip ties. Ducktape. Dent pullers.

[maxed1]

Bump

[jrscb16eg6]

nice check list

[MOOREOFSTEPHEN]

yeah no dirt bike helmets you goofs.

your not driving a dirt bike are you???

NO.

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Is this new for single groups? I thought DOT helmets were OK...

what are you worried about. you have a nice helmet

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oh...

i think for the next event... im giong to double check that...

my windows are clean and not loose for safety

clean my blinkers off so that drivesr know and and see clearly wher im turning for safety

make sure by break lights work so when max and i tandem he knows when to back the f off.

make sure my windshield wipers work so if smoke hes windshield i can still see and wipe it off for safety.

make sure i vaccum the inside so i have grip on the floor so i don't slip my feet and wreck for safety.

im gonna make surei lock my doors even run group so i don't fall out of car for saftey

im gonna get my mirrors laser lined up so they are PERFECT and I can see a full 360degree while driving car for safety.

i think thats all. i'll check in later if i get more tips for you newbs

[SaUcE]

OP in this thread is awesome.. lol Im pretty sure that rules out a solid 86% of most of the S13's Ive seen

[EP-Photography]

oil.....

[smobag]

indoobidibly

[eldin240]

i <3 zip ties

[slideways]

Wow....thats all.

[DV19]

$$$$ you never know what you'll need till you forgot it.

[atlknight]

i have seen cars show up at road atlanta fail tech and the guys can figure out why. whats the point in trying to race a car that you can not even get up with basic up keep on?

[David?]

but i like zip ties. /:

[DV19]

oh and get plenty of rest two days before so you can pay attention to what your doing in the car...

[down_shift]

listen to this man ^

[YuppyKiller]

tru

[klde94]

My car is built by eBay and zip ties lol
i <3 zip ties

[CLOCKWORK420]

Nice way to save time and shame.

Good info.

[S14Addiction]

What about cracked windshields?

[down_shift]

fix it.

[S14Addiction]

Good thing I didnt pre-reg

[down_shift]

depends on the size you might get a "by" from tech for that event but it would need to be fixed.

[S14Addiction]

Its fucking huge, so I wouldnt get "by" at all! Im glad I asked because its not on the SEDA tech form

[Louis]

Is this new for single groups? I thought DOT helmets were OK...
I'm curious about this also. Does this count for people who are riding along. I' ve got a DOT approved helmet but noo idea who made it or what year

[silvious]

hell yes :bump:

[skateboardch]

hug

[armydrifter]

8pnt or 10pnt cage for tandem

[FlatWoodsMonster]

i got mine ready

http://granades.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dog_cage.jpg

[The Marty]

8pnt or 10pnt cage for tandem



Haha, what do you consider a "point?"

[armydrifter]

the setup it has now has basically a roll bar with door bars, it doesnt have the halo on the roof or the bars that go down the dash. just trying to see if i need to pull it out and put my 10pnt in now or if i can wait for a little while

[The Marty]

WTF is a "10 point?"

[down_shift]

the setup it has now has basically a roll bar with door bars, it doesnt have the halo on the roof or the bars that go down the dash. just trying to see if i need to pull it out and put my 10pnt in now or if i can wait for a little while

hold on!? you mean you first post was supposed to be a question? please post more clearly in the future.

[J Squared]

WTF is a "10 point?"

http://www.spohn.net/prodimages/1601.jpg

[armydrifter]

hold on!? you mean you first post was supposed to be a question? please post more clearly in the future.

sorry will clarify in future posts

[down_shift]

no problem. it depends on the track and who is organizing the event.

[yuhyuhyuh]

lol at the battery tie down

[KoukieWais]

this should be an everyday thing not just a weekend thing

[whatever210]

umm marty you need to update the first thread....its 2010 going on 2011 buddy jk

[moparman]

Check your car!!!!



When was the last time you changed your oil? Is there enough oil in the engine? is it black?
Check your coolant. Is it rusty? Do you overheat just idling? Any leaks?
Brake Fluid. Topped off? Good color? Good pedal feel?
ANY LEAKS AT ALL ON THE CAR. Oil? Coolant? Gear oil? Pineapple juice?
DO YOU HAVE ALL LUGNUTS ON YOUR WHEELS. I swear to god I'm going to punch someone in the face for this.
IS YOUR SEAT BOLTED DOWN WITH 4 BOLTS? Once again, I'll be punching faces.
Wheel bearings. Does you wheel still move around even when all of your lugs are tight? If so, don't even show up.


FUCKING BATTERY FUCKING TIEDOWN FUCKING FUCK! It's 2009, get with the program. NO FUCKING ZIPTIES!!!

Just a quick list. Have fun and BE SAFE!
Damn Marty, you became so violent buddy!
LOL it is a good thing someone put this on here anyway they do show without half of the things right huh!

By the way this is Juan buddy, Joe R-Speed friend, the P-Rican!

[Euronymous 240]

what?

[down_shift]

bet yoiu all need a new chef

we love some good tracks eats!

[maxed1]

Mmmmmm. Double cheese burger please.

[carlos hz]

Good shit

[my92240]

really no zipties. do u know how ghetto my front bumper is... pretty ghetto

[The Marty]

really no zipties. do u know how ghetto my front bumper is... pretty ghetto


Shut up.

[Blueberries]

Do all these things and we can get tech done quick sat so we can start quicker.

[i am greek]

my car is running nicely