ex-girlfriends

[TheAsianSensation]

they break up with you for no reason, tell you that you treated them like crap, and when they find out youre talking to someone new they go crazy on you when they let you go and not the other way around..

discuss

[Spicoli]

i have that same problem. Like you try to make the woman happy as she can be but fucks you over in the end its a bitch

[Boosted240]

You want me to make sense of females??
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
In caps!

[Jorgen]

what? its easy...
women are objects.
treat them like your property.
hit the bitch ever once in a while to let her know who's boss.
and above all else, NEVER lose an argument, no matter what the cost.

[Spicoli]

what? its easy...
women are objects.
treat them like your property.
hit the bitch ever once in a while to let her know who's boss.
and above all else, NEVER lose an argument, no matter what the cost.

well said but are you refering to a female dog:tongue: haha but smakck a hoe lol jk

[Boosted240]

what? its easy...
women are objects.
treat them like your property.
hit the bitch ever once in a while to let her know who's boss.
and above all else, NEVER lose an argument, no matter what the cost.
you obviously have never lived with a female

[~The_Duke~]

Ya those suck... Just go out and get you an new GF, make sure she is hot as hell then flaut pictures of her around where you know your ex-GF will see them.

[Jorgen]

^ What he said.

[TheAsianSensation]

You want me to make sense of females??
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
In caps!

troof


Ya those suck... Just go out and get you an new GF, make sure she is hot as hell then flaut pictures of her around where you know your ex-GF will see them.

im taking a girl out this weekend, but idk if we click like that. im just tired of the ex always fucking with my head. i love you one second, then oh i cheated on you the next. wtf

[~The_Duke~]

im taking a girl out this weekend, but idk if we click like that. im just tired of the ex always fucking with my head. i love you one second, then oh i cheated on you the next. wtf

That is why my ex-wife is my ex-wife... lol

You dont have to click like that, just take pictures of you are her looking happy. It will rub your ex the wrong way 100%, works everytime lol

[Jorgen]

No. Its really easy.

Men use two halves of their brain. Which enables us to multi task better.
Women use their whole brain, which makes them smarter.
However, they seem to largely listen to their emotion, rather than their intellect.

[Boosted240]

^ Yup what dOOkie said.
I can almost gurantee that she'll check your myspace page if you got one

[~The_Duke~]

No. Its really easy.

Men use two halves of their brain. Which enables us to multi task better.
Women use their whole brain, which makes them smarter.
However, because they use their whole brain, they seem to largely listen to their emotion, rather than their intellect.

You arent that bright are you?

JK...

[TheAsianSensation]

That is why my ex-wife is my ex-wife... lol

You dont have to click like that, just take pictures of you are her looking happy. It will rub your ex the wrong way 100%, works everytime lol

or it could make her even more crazy than she is now lol

[Boosted240]

If you really wanna figure them out. Take any decision they make, take out reason and accountability. /thread

[~The_Duke~]

or it could make her even more crazy than she is now lol

As long as she isnt with, the crazier you make her the better. It usually makes for good stories... lol

[TheAsianSensation]

im just upset about the whole situation i mean she broke up with one day for no reason. i wake up to text her. she starts fighting with me for no reason and BAM! "its over" now she wants to get back together and all that blah blah blah. fucking high school relationships. thew away 2 and a half years of my life

[~The_Duke~]

im just upset about the whole situation i mean she broke up with one day for no reason. i wake up to text her. she starts fighting with me for no reason and BAM! "its over" now she wants to get back together and all that blah blah blah. fucking high school relationships. thew away 2 and a half years of my life

2 words for you

RUN AWAY!!!!

Relationships are built to be thrown away until you find the right one. Just move all, if she is that shitty to cheat on you then want you back you need to RUN as fast as you can...

That just means that she slept with someone else, determined that you were much better in bed, and now she reliezes she fucked up and wants you back because she likes your penis.

Trust me on this one man... I know from experience... RUN from that one...

[Boosted240]

im just upset about the whole situation i mean she broke up with one day for no reason. i wake up to text her. she starts fighting with me for no reason and BAM! "its over" now she wants to get back together and all that blah blah blah. fucking high school relationships. thew away 2 and a half years of my life
OMG y r u sweating a HS relationship this much. You werent gonna get married anyways.
M.O.B.= Money Over Bitches

[TheAsianSensation]

OMG y r u sweating a HS relationship this much. You werent gonna get married anyways.
M.O.B.= Money Over Bitches

its my excuse for smoking as much as i have been.. then again. seeing how fucking expensive cigs are gonna be i dont even want to smoke anymore


2 words for you

RUN AWAY!!!!

Relationships are built to be thrown away until you find the right one. Just move all, if she is that shitty to cheat on you then want you back you need to RUN as fast as you can...

That just means that she slept with someone else, determined that you were much better in bed, and now she reliezes she fucked up and wants you back because she likes your penis.

Trust me on this one man... I know from experience... RUN from that one...

its very complicated man.. i need to find a girl thats just straight up quiet. someone who wont complain about me looking at cars more than i look at her, or someone that wont tell me what to fucking do and turn around and stab me in the back. i need sex

[Boosted240]

I wouldnt worry about getting serious until 25+ IMHO
Females settle down and realize what they want. This chick obviously has no clue what the fuck she wants.

[TheAsianSensation]

yeah, she really doesnt. i planned on proposing to her on christmas and christmas eve she told me she fucked some other guy..

[Boosted240]

how old are you bro??

[TheAsianSensation]

17, but it wasnt one of those will you marry me in 3 months? it was gonna be like in 5 years kinda engagement. so we both had time to go through college before we settled down completely

[Boosted240]

Dont worry about plans like that until you are atleast 21+.Trust me. You are just setting yourself up for failure/heartbreak. You are still growing up at 17. Like i said earlier people at that age dont know they want. They might think they do but they really dont. Trust me I thought i knew what i wanted too at that age and I really had no clue. Just my .02

[TheAsianSensation]

yeah, i appreciate it bro. ive just been smoking my lungs away the past week over this shit

[I RON DON KEY]

lol it's human nature.

we want what we can't have.

[TheAsianSensation]

lol it's human nature.

we want what we can't have.

so she wants man with a small penis? :cheers:

[Leroy457]

I am in a 2 and a half year relationship with my pregnant girlfriend who I have known for a little over 7 years now and we are madly in love. I am with literally 20 hours of the day and we love every minute of it. I am 17 and she is 16. Yeah I know, young isn't it. I understand being horny but if you are after sex in a relationship then you need to move on and learn to masterbate. A good realtionship isn't about sex. Wait until you are older and can financially aford a child if it happens and dont stick with the same girl if she runs around on you. Remeber what I didn't, Your seventeen you've got your life ahead of you. Dont let your hormones control you, you cant aford to. Trust me on this.

[Sparta]

what? its easy...
women are objects.
treat them like your property.
hit the bitch ever once in a while to let her know who's boss.
and above all else, NEVER lose an argument, no matter what the cost.

Quoted for the troof!

[s7_]

I lived with one, I won't do it again til I plan on marrying; which is like never.

[Casey]

haha

girls are weird man.

and boosted240 knows wuts up

[I RON DON KEY]

so she wants man with a small penis? :cheers:

you sayin you have a small penis?

what?

uhh...

[jdm clay]

man you got to train them when there young cause if not your fucked, you got
to let them know how it is.

[Leroy457]

or they will end up like this
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/britney-spears-antichrist.jpg

[Timmy22]

haha im suprised one of the 6 girls on here havent posted yet

[Valerie]

My theory on females...

If you sit to pee you're crazy


and I'm a girl so that says a lot

[s7_]

My theory on females...

If you sit to pee you're crazy


and I'm a girl so that says a lot



Working theory in progress.

[doctorsars]

You arent that bright are you?

JK...
Not at all.


im just upset about the whole situation i mean she broke up with one day for no reason. i wake up to text her. she starts fighting with me for no reason and BAM! "its over" now she wants to get back together and all that blah blah blah. fucking high school relationships. thew away 2 and a half years of my life
Like boosted240 said, she has no clue what she wants, so don't put up with her horseshit if she's trying to get back together with you; that's just setting you up for a bigger break up down the line. again quoting Boosted, fuck getting serious now, especially since your 17 and shit, focus on more important things like graduating from high school and getting into college and shit. idk if it's the same to you but i've realised girls are always going to come and go; it's not like they're going to disappear from the face of the earth or anything. so like i said before, focus on stuff that are actually important and dont dwell on the fact you threw away 2 and a half years, wallowing over that isn't going to help. just say "fuck it" and move on because life goes on.

[scoob.]

i actuall like it.

i love to rub it in my exs face that i go out with someone nicer, sweeter, kinder, and whos hotter, firmer/tighter butt, than she does.

idc. ill let her pull her hair out.

[Boosted240]

Not at all.


Like boosted240 said, she has no clue what she wants, so don't put up with her horseshit if she's trying to get back together with you; that's just setting you up for a bigger break up down the line. again quoting Boosted, fuck getting serious now, especially since your 17 and shit, focus on more important things like graduating from high school and getting into college and shit. idk if it's the same to you but i've realised girls are always going to come and go; it's not like they're going to disappear from the face of the earth or anything. so like i said before, focus on stuff that are actually important and dont dwell on the fact you threw away 2 and a half years, wallowing over that isn't going to help. just say "fuck it" and move on because life goes on.

exactly handle, your business and it will just work out. Just have fun and dont concentrate on a long term relationship

[Michael]

they break up with you for no reason, tell you that you treated them like crap, and when they find out youre talking to someone new they go crazy on you when they let you go and not the other way around..

discuss

I had exactly the same thing! chick broke up with me, then gets mad as hell because i'm messing around with a different girl a week later. you broke up with me you stupid bitch, you have no right to complain.

[TheAsianSensation]

lol thanks for all the words of wisdom guys. and boosted, your sig was up when i was reading your post and my teacher comes up just staring hahahha. funny shit.

but foreal, i get home from work last night to see she texted me and shit. she kept saying that im the one that didnt want to get together and im making the mistake for not wanting to. kept saying she was wrong and i really did make her happy and that i was right about everything. i was kind of happy about being right about everything because i know i was. but still, i wish she would stop fucking with my head and flip flopping her feelings.

[Boosted240]

This is a situation where the ignore and delete button are appropriate. Dont even listen to that BS she is sayin. Tell her you need some time to figure things out and that she needs to do the same. Like Ive been sayin she doesnt know what she wants, cause she keeps going back and fourth with you. Give it atleast a few days to a week if u can.

[TheAsianSensation]

i do ignore her because its hard to see her and be normal. but she still calls me and texts me and shit and its hard when shes saying stuff that gets me worried. shes such a damn hypocrit. she always told me if i smoked again that she'd break up with me and then she tells me she wishes she gets high enough to kill her or some shit. and i dont like hearing none of that

[Infinite]

post tits or gtfo

[TheAsianSensation]

post tits or gtfo

mine? but im at school... youll have to wait til i get home

[canadianrcist]

post tits or gtfo

word , will.

[J Squared]

Did u PITB?

[Cameron.]

ask Esteban about this one.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/4/l_07798facf1c54e43abdf0b55569e459b.jpg


*barfffff, cringe*


ughhh shes hideous....

[Michael]

stupid bitchessss

[TheAsianSensation]

OMG i think i know that girl cam... lmfao

[Casey]

man you got to train them when there young cause if not your fucked, you got
to let them know how it is.

In my book. 'Training' someone is abuse. People arent dogs. Dont treat them that way. respond to what a person does by how you feel. Not how you want them to act.

[TheChosenOne]

you can give me her phone number and ill make her happy so she cant bother you anymore

[I RON DON KEY]

lol thanks for all the words of wisdom guys. and boosted, your sig was up when i was reading your post and my teacher comes up just staring hahahha. funny shit.

but foreal, i get home from work last night to see she texted me and shit. she kept saying that im the one that didnt want to get together and im making the mistake for not wanting to. kept saying she was wrong and i really did make her happy and that i was right about everything. i was kind of happy about being right about everything because i know i was. but still, i wish she would stop fucking with my head and flip flopping her feelings.

What are you a little bitch? Man the fuck up.


i do ignore her because its hard to see her and be normal. but she still calls me and texts me and shit and its hard when shes saying stuff that gets me worried. shes such a damn hypocrit. she always told me if i smoked again that she'd break up with me and then she tells me she wishes she gets high enough to kill her or some shit. and i dont like hearing none of that

Attention whore is attention whore.

[Boosted240]

M.O.B. dude M.O.B.

Tell her to kick rocks!

[I RON DON KEY]

M.O.B. dude M.O.B.

Tell her to kick rocks!

You'll lose money chasing women,

but you'll never lose women chasing money.

[Boosted240]

You'll lose money chasing women,

but you'll never lose women chasing money.
Truff

[Elizabeth Reed]

coming on a car forum and talking about relationships

i cant stop the LAWLS

[kush240]

dam sux, women really r from another planet
hard to know wat they want