ahmonrah
06-22-2007, 10:42 AM
i'm working as a security officer........again.....but a at highrise "loft" in midtown.....god dayum the things i see here!!!
well last night was interesting, here i am on a "routine patrol" and i'm strolling down through the parking garage and thinking "damn my car looks good at nite" which it does 'cause it hides the dents,dings and multi-paint that exposes me to points and giggles in the day.
i'm a pretty non-chalant(sp?) guy that has a fair amount of intelligence, but that's neither here nor there....ne way, i'm on the top deck of the garage and decide to blaze a cigar, since all i've got to do in my workday is wander and talk to/chase homeless people that go on "RAIDING PARTIES" in the buildings dumpsters and watch all the "well to do" which in itself, i've discovered is the BIGGEST LIE, in regards to the "location=high status" kick that so many people that live in the city think applies to them....get a grip idiots!! i'll cover that later.....
i'm walking thru the parking deck and i see a pair of bodies entertwined so close, that from a distance, it looked like 1 person. i'm closing the distance on them and it's apparent that it's 2 people, oh well, i've seen couples hugged up before, no biggie. man i'm telling you the vibe that was coming off that couple with the hugs, possible groping was intense, even from like 100 ft away! the closer i get i realize they dont hear me, and fuck 'em, i'm not trying to disturb them so i figure "i'll just breeze by, not say anything to them so they can enjoy that shit." but i suddenly get a stomach ache at the increasing detail i got as i got closer.
~100ft~1 body...
~75ft~ 1 body became 2
~50ft~ 2 became 2 stocky ones,one bald headed one long haired
~25ft~ which became 2 musclebound dudes of MY build hugged up and smooching and clawing at eachother...ewww!!!!
*disclaimer* i'm not a homophobe, i dont hate those that are different from me, if i get respect, i return it, but some things i dont and dont want to understand, this is one. *end disclaimer*
i was prepared to just breeze by quietly and act like i didnt see what i'd seen, but my focus was broken by what i heard.......though i was like 15ft away...
~smack,kiss~
"mmm, your almost too much to han..."
~slurp, smack,kiss~
"i give it to you righ..."
sorry, but hearing that, and LOUDLY, from 2 dudes that look like football players sent me scurrying past like a white dude in the projects when the street lights came on.
.......more later from "the security files"
.......next topic "the chocolate martini loft party"
well last night was interesting, here i am on a "routine patrol" and i'm strolling down through the parking garage and thinking "damn my car looks good at nite" which it does 'cause it hides the dents,dings and multi-paint that exposes me to points and giggles in the day.
i'm a pretty non-chalant(sp?) guy that has a fair amount of intelligence, but that's neither here nor there....ne way, i'm on the top deck of the garage and decide to blaze a cigar, since all i've got to do in my workday is wander and talk to/chase homeless people that go on "RAIDING PARTIES" in the buildings dumpsters and watch all the "well to do" which in itself, i've discovered is the BIGGEST LIE, in regards to the "location=high status" kick that so many people that live in the city think applies to them....get a grip idiots!! i'll cover that later.....
i'm walking thru the parking deck and i see a pair of bodies entertwined so close, that from a distance, it looked like 1 person. i'm closing the distance on them and it's apparent that it's 2 people, oh well, i've seen couples hugged up before, no biggie. man i'm telling you the vibe that was coming off that couple with the hugs, possible groping was intense, even from like 100 ft away! the closer i get i realize they dont hear me, and fuck 'em, i'm not trying to disturb them so i figure "i'll just breeze by, not say anything to them so they can enjoy that shit." but i suddenly get a stomach ache at the increasing detail i got as i got closer.
~100ft~1 body...
~75ft~ 1 body became 2
~50ft~ 2 became 2 stocky ones,one bald headed one long haired
~25ft~ which became 2 musclebound dudes of MY build hugged up and smooching and clawing at eachother...ewww!!!!
*disclaimer* i'm not a homophobe, i dont hate those that are different from me, if i get respect, i return it, but some things i dont and dont want to understand, this is one. *end disclaimer*
i was prepared to just breeze by quietly and act like i didnt see what i'd seen, but my focus was broken by what i heard.......though i was like 15ft away...
~smack,kiss~
"mmm, your almost too much to han..."
~slurp, smack,kiss~
"i give it to you righ..."
sorry, but hearing that, and LOUDLY, from 2 dudes that look like football players sent me scurrying past like a white dude in the projects when the street lights came on.
.......more later from "the security files"
.......next topic "the chocolate martini loft party"