dave, Im a dude

[carlova78]

Dave made me do this.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h159/azt345/DSC01882.jpg

[JDM Steve]

dont worrie about dave hes a funny guy

[carlova78]

yes sir.

[JDM Steve]

i call photoshop haha j/k dude.. i havent even looked at the link.

[v-empire]

lmao....


you are a dude! holy shit.

ok, i believe you. hahaha... you are a good sport.

:goodjob:


reps given.


i dont know about the gay part or you being 14 tho. we might have to do more investigation on that one.

[carlova78]

thankyou. you finally beleive me. cant beleive i did that

[v-empire]

you are a champ!

yeah, but you are still gay.

[v-empire]

how many reps do you have now? more i hope.

[carlova78]

what are reps? dude im 100% notgaay. i like chicks. Well have to meet sometime and you can see if i talk like a homo or act like one. i even asked tracey if she could take a pic of those boobies.

[v-empire]

what are reps? dude im 100% notgaay. i like chicks. Well have to meet sometime and you can see if i talk like a homo or act like one. i even asked tracey if she could take a pic of those boobies.


umm someone please explain to my gay friend what reps is. please be nice and gentle with him. he is a cool cat.


under quicklinks, up top right of the page, click and then click on user control panel.

[Andy C]

Its normal to be in denail

[v-empire]

^ i hope your experience with it went well, give him some positive pushes.:goodjob: haha

[carlova78]

im not gay! what do i have to do now to prove it

[v-empire]

go get a video camera and we will talk.

and some balloons, fruits, a goat and a vacuum cleaner.

[carlova78]

get on aim azt4743

[Andy C]

^ i hope your experience with it went well, give him some positive pushes.:goodjob: haha
Wait are you now implying that I am gay? If not what are you sayin? lol.

[v-empire]

i wasnt implying anything. it is what it is.... :yes:

[v-empire]

i dont have aim on this pc.

[Andy C]

Oh whatever. I'm not goin to spend time convincing you I am straight, and Andy shouldn't either.

[v-empire]

lol...who is andy? i thought you were andy? hahaha you guys are so confusing. haha.

[carlova78]

i spent the whole freaken day convincing that i was a dude. if i was gay i wouldnt be working on a 240.

[v-empire]

coz you da man!! ML

you made a million people smile today.

[Andy C]

I am Andy, but carlova's name is Andy also, and he got offended when i called him carlova a while back.
See Andy, I told you it would get confusing.

[v-empire]

lmao....hahahha.... are you 15 as well? Andy?

[Andy C]

i spent the whole freaken day convincing that i was a dude. if i was gay i wouldnt be working on a 240.
Gay people can work on 240s.

[Andy C]

lmao....hahahha.... are you 15 as well? Andy?
No I'm 18, and Isn't carlova 14 still?

[carlova78]

isnt there another dave now?

dave what type of 240 do you drive anyway?

[v-empire]

Gay people can work on 240s.

hahhahaha... you were suppose to give him moral support. now you are giving him confirmation.

[v-empire]

isnt there another dave now?

dave what type of 240 do you drive anyway?


same as yours. s13

[carlova78]

well im not gay! i hate gay people. cant stand them.

[carlova78]

andy dont start this

[Andy C]

Lol!

[v-empire]

dont hate. haters are jealous. people are jealous because they are in denial and wants what they cant have.


just spread it WOT. full throttle FTW

[carlova78]

WOT? wtf that. dude seriously im staight. this is getting really annoying.

[Andy C]

well im not gay! i hate gay people. cant stand them.
You are ignorant.

andy dont start this
You started this. There is nothing wrong with being gay. When you get a little older hopefully you will figure this out.

[carlova78]

let it go. wtf are you talking about. im not fin gay. I like girls, kissed girls, and checked em out and enjoyed it. boo yah

[v-empire]

WOT? wtf that. dude seriously im staight. this is getting really annoying.

just spread it, WOT..........lol

[afrigro]

sure!!!!!! gays check everyone out. dont be in denial.

[carlova78]

i am not dening. why dont you guys beleive me. you guys are full of it.

[carlova78]

afrigo your not in this

[v-empire]

lmao.... you are funny. wait....how can you drive when you are 14? dont you guys get a liscense at like 16 or so? well, regardless. if you do drive, come on out to dgtrials and slide your car on the 16th....it will be fun. slide you late, ML.

[carlova78]

the cars bones stock right now with the poor sohc. Ism not driving its my project car that will be ready when Im able to drive. Im still waiting for $ from my dad to start modding. What mods have you gotten? pics of your car? Whats ML?

[v-empire]

the cars bones stock right now with the poor sohc. Ism not driving its my project car that will be ready when Im able to drive. Im still waiting for $ from my dad to start modding. What mods have you gotten? pics of your car? Whats ML?



ML = Man Lover.


WOT = wide open throttle.

umm motor, computer, suspension, cooling upgrades, cage, some aero, and brakes. just trying to make the car balanced. its a road race car, not streetable. i wish i can drive it on the streets but its not practical. car is being wired up now. shouldnt be long before i take it out for events. thats about it. i ll take some pics when its back at the shop.

[Andy C]

I've been tryin to figure out what WOT means for some time now. I should have just asked. Thanks!

[carlova78]

ah sounds good. sr?. me=GL ml=no no

[Andy C]

Gay lover?

[carlova78]

still dont have reps

[carlova78]

omg this isnt going to end.

[Andy C]

Theres no winning man give up. I'm just messin with you. I believe your not gay, but I'm goin to keep pushin it.

[carlova78]

no andy you are going to stop. this is unbilivable.

[Andy C]

You dont tell me.

[v-empire]

yes, its an sr. sr for balance for this application.

[carlova78]

ill tell you what i want to tell you

[Andy C]

Oh god now i gotta see that sig every time I get on here! I'll chill out with the gay stuff, but if you set your self up for something, I am goin to have to take advantage of it.

[carlova78]

i didnt set myself for it. and yes that is my new " i have a sig now", and it is awsome.

[Andy C]

Yeah now that its resized. It took up half my screen for a second there.

[carlova78]

it looks so tasty

[Andy C]

Again your so asian.

[carlova78]

thanks. what happened to tracey69 she was in on this.

[v-empire]

he cant help it.

and i am so asian.

and the fried rice, it does look tasty. i can smell it looking at it.

[v-empire]

thanks. what happened to tracey69 she was in on this.

tracey69..? lol wtf?

she is probably an asian lover too...lol

[carlova78]

she better have give a pic of her boobs

[Andy C]

Was that the deal? PM her and remind her.

[v-empire]

whats this pm nonsense? if you think you think she will send you a pic of her naked body....dont be waiting for her pic to jerk off. get another pic on the internet...lol


maybe you should negotiate with her into posting a pic of a teaser? hmmm? thats more exceptable. she is a lady.

i guess you have to start this all over again....

you have to sacrifice your body again for her pics...start planning the negotiation...haha. see if she is game enough to meet you somewhere in the neg.

[Andy C]

How old is she? Is that legal?

[carlova78]

oh dude i looked at your thread "new post" good stuf exept for the guy

[Andy C]

And that monster woman.

[v-empire]

How old is she? Is that legal?

she stated somewhere she is old enough to drink, so i think you score yourself one naughty legal girl this time..lol

[Andy C]

No no. For carlova. That would not be legal.

[v-empire]

lol.... you are thinking that far ahead already? hahahahaha..

[Andy C]

haha. see if she is game enough to meet you somewhere in the neg.
I'm talkin about this.

[carlova78]

the neg?

[Andy C]

Negotiation.

[carlova78]

wow 8 pages!

[v-empire]

need new pics.

[omgtofu]

id say we just derail this thread.

[v-empire]

+2

[carlova78]

No were making another " Dave, Im not gay" thread. he wont beleive me. ridicilus

[flip]

LOL at this thread...

[Dan@CompetitionClutch]

i love smrt people!

[Tracey]

This seriously lasted 9 pages?? Haha. Hilarious.

No one is seeing my boobs so don't ask!

[carlova78]

yes we are

[v-empire]

sexy man!!!!!

how did you manage to write on your chest backwards. should have circled the other nipple too...lol

[carlova78]

well i thought the camera was ganna take it liket hat. can u take it off dave. i look like a fag and dont look like that in person.

[v-empire]

lol...no problem.......let me try.
and why did you bring up the fag part?

[carlova78]

cuz i look like one in the picture. wiht my hands on my hips

[Tracey]

Haha. You are gay. That's my final thought on the matter. Atlanta has a huge gay population...I'm sure you'll find someone sooner or later.

[carlova78]

im not gay! u guys told me to do that

[v-empire]

i need a pic of tracey wearing a strap-on sticking it in you....then you arent gay.

[carlova78]

sticking wat in me?

[carlova78]

u know im not. i evn asked for pic of her bobies

[v-empire]

a strap-on is an ice dream brand...just put it in your mouth...its cold and come in colors. i forgot you are young......even better. pics please and you have to sign a waiver.

[carlova78]

wtf hellz no. dude when you buy my monkey ull meet me and see that im am totally straight

[v-empire]

buy your monkey...lol....that didnt sound right.

[carlova78]

monkey

[Dan@CompetitionClutch]

wow... this is still goin? carlova, i think you should just stay away from this thread.. your feedin the fire! ;)

[flip]

Just a tad... He will learn.

In the mean time this is entertaining lol.

[carlova78]

hey stopsnitchin, why do you have week and a weed website as ur sig

[carlova78]

why are there stars on this thred?

[Lone_Wolf]

hey stopsnitchin, why do you have week and a weed website as ur sig

did you even look at the website?? its for the reform of marijuana laws. i know you're young and all but if you didnt know there are 11 states that have decriminalized it. We're pushing for the government to open their eyes and see ITS ONLY A PLANT! thats why

[Lone_Wolf]

its for standing up for what you believe in

[carlova78]

it makes you high..

[Lone_Wolf]

"its just a plant. it just grows like that, and if you were to set it on fire, there are some effects. Thats different than drugs. Drugs you gotta do stuff chemically to. Mix baking soda, water, stir it. I dont know the recipe Im just sayin"
-Katt Williams the pimp chronicles

[carlova78]

so you think the plant is like any other plant thar you make your yard or house pretty

[Lone_Wolf]

yea something like that. in California you can get a perscription for it, go down to the depository and pick it up. Also, medical marijuana patients are allowed to grow up to 6 plants.

[carlova78]

but its still weedable

[Lone_Wolf]

huh? whats weedable?

[carlova78]

you can still make it into a drug

[Lone_Wolf]

what are you talking about?? There is a series that the history channel did on the history of drugs called "hooked" If you really want to know the facts I'd suggest you check it out. also woody harrelson narrated a movie called Grass. Both have alot of good information in them.

[carlova78]

so is this a politcal issue? how did you get involved. Ill check it out later. politcal stuff is boring to me though

[v-empire]

do not do drugs or this plant!!!!!!!
give them to me.

you make your decision when you turn 35 years old, to use it or not. ok?


at the mean time, i need pics that you are not gay.....

[Lone_Wolf]

haha!!! take a picture shirtless in your least gay pose and post it!!

DO IT NOW!!

[v-empire]

5 star rated..haha..

we are gonna make you famous! almost famous ,rockstar.
nismodude will be de-throwned!!!!

you are gonna be champion.

[Andy C]

I dont think the issue is pot itself. Its the "gateway drug". It is a gateway drug no matter what you say. It simply is. I know from personal experience, friends and family.

A good pothead friend of mine once said "Pot is not a gateway drug, it just introduces you to other more dangerous drugs."

[Lone_Wolf]

whatever man its different from person to person. people that do crack or coke dont smoke herb and people that smoke herb usually dont do "hard" drugs.

[Andy C]

True, it is differend from person to person. It is just so easy to want to try something different. I did weed for a while, and eventually I wanted somethin new so i tried tripple Cs. So pretty soon I was poppin pills every weekend.

[Lone_Wolf]

that sounds like a personal choice. how are you going to blame that on MJ?!?!



True, it is differend from person to person. It is just so easy to want to try something different.

thats like drinking beer and then wanting to "get there quicker" and moving onto liquor. then when your body becomes used to liquor then you start with moonshine (grain alcohol)...
dont forget alcohol is a drug too


also with performance.
people start with t25 turbo and then they want more and move to t28 and then soon thats not enough for them so they move to a t3/t4. from what you're saying HP is a drug.

your point makes no sense. its a personal choice, different from person to person.

[carlova78]

drugs are bad for you

[Lone_Wolf]

yes they are. you should not do them. at least until your 18 years old. If you're young enough to die for your country you can do whatever you feel is right. imo btw

[Andy C]

I dont hate marijuana. Im just sayin it leads to other things easily. I think it should be legalized more than liquor.

[carlova78]

noo andy

[Andy C]

Have you ever been drunk? High?
You are way more alert when you are stoned than drunk. You never hear about the stoned guy gettin in fights. Its always the drunk.

[carlova78]

no b/c you get messed up

[Andy C]

What are you sayin?

[carlova78]

nvm

[flip]

We're off topic. This thread got serious quickly. I was enjoying the ridiculous nonsense that was going on before!

[Andy C]

Lets get back to some nonsense. So how is being gay going carlova? How did you tell your parents? How did they take it?

[carlova78]

im not going over this again.

[flip]

haha, he got smart on u guys.

[carlova78]

this isnt funny flip. ys ur sn flip? flip pankakes

[flip]

this isnt funny flip. ys ur sn flip? flip pankakes

I thought it was. You keep feeding the fire...

Its flip because my name is Philip. Flip whatever. Front flip, flip flop...

[carlova78]

oh

feeding fire?

[Andy C]

this isnt funny flip. ys ur sn flip? flip pankakes
HAHAHA. Thats just funny to me. I think Flip is a great name.;)

[carlova78]

andy i know u know that i know and u know that im straight. ur just trin to piss the asian off

[Andy C]

Took you a while didn't it?

[carlova78]

wat? shaun of the deads on tv

[Andy C]

You already made a thread about that. No need to drag it into this one.

[carlova78]

are you watching it?

[Andy C]

No. I wish I had a tv in this office. Maybe I'll put it on and be the first person to post in your shawn of the dead thread.

[carlova78]

wat office?

[Andy C]

The office in my house. You ask a lot of questions son.

[carlova78]

im using a laptop. watch it its pimp. y cant u get off go in ur living room and come back

[Andy C]

Do you realize what you are asking me to do? Thats a little extreme dont you think?

[carlova78]

well yea i guess if ur house is big and ur a bit out of shape

[Andy C]

My house is not big. I'm not out of shape. I'm just comfortable, and I have a hell of a head cold that is kicking my ass.

[carlova78]

i just had a headache but took asprin fellin great now. i think it was ad ville

[flip]

HAHAHA. Thats just funny to me. I think Flip is a great name.;)

Thanks :)


i just had a headache but took asprin fellin great now. i think it was ad ville

Ok so rub it in why dont ya while another member is sick... I'm gonna need an advil shortly since I'm out of smokes.

[Andy C]

i just had a headache but took asprin fellin great now. i think it was ad ville
Its all about you isn't it?

Thanks :)

Where is my +1? lol

[carlova78]

what are plus 1s and reps. smoking is bad for u.

[flip]

Where is my +1? lol

Right there :P.

[carlova78]

u guys have aim?

[flip]

what are plus 1s and reps. smoking is bad for u.

+1 is reputation point. The little scales button on the top right of each post. Click it and check it out.

And yes I know. Many studies have proved that. I've only been back smoking for about two weeks now so thats the reason I haven't bought another pack... Migraine, here I come!

[Andy C]

Right there :P.
Yeah I saw that.:goodjob:

[carlova78]

omg this comercial with the guy with pony tails is so gay.

[carlova78]

you started smoking 2 weeks ago> why? cuz ur friends do it and u think its cool. say no to drugs. lol jp. but really smokings bad ur lungs will turn to fried chiken. my dad smokes and smells

[Andy C]

you started smoking 2 weeks ago> why? cuz ur friends do it and u think its cool. say no to drugs. lol jp. but really smokings bad ur lungs will turn to fried chiken. my dad smokes and smells
Really? Whats wrong with fried chicken.

[carlova78]

u cant brethe anymore. u watchin the movie guys?

[Lone_Wolf]

We're off topic. This thread got serious quickly. I was enjoying the ridiculous nonsense that was going on before!

im with you. I didnt think my signature pic would cause such a rukus!

[Lone_Wolf]

what ever happened to proving your not gay?

[carlova78]

i dunno.

[Lone_Wolf]

there had better be a "dave Im not gay" thread by tomorrow or its goin down

[flip]

you started smoking 2 weeks ago> why? cuz ur friends do it and u think its cool. say no to drugs. lol jp. but really smokings bad ur lungs will turn to fried chiken. my dad smokes and smells

No cause i knew i was going on vacation and it was unavoidable. I've smoked off and on for years... Been more off lately which is good. I'm pretty good at quitting so i'm not too worried. ;)


im with you. I didnt think my signature pic would cause such a rukus!

Heh, it happens...

[carlova78]

oh remember this thread?

[Andy C]

Your an idiot for bringing this back to life. (dont take me seriously Andy i'm only joking)

[~The_Duke~]

t

I am half tempted to give you a neg rep for that sig of yours...

[carlova78]

t? what? who r u talking to

[~The_Duke~]

t? what? who r u talking to

Not you or the other andy. i am talking to the guy I quoted.

[Dan@CompetitionClutch]

wow... ive been gone for a week or so and this thread is STILL goin!!! lmfao

[carlova78]

no it hasnt. it was brought back an hour ago

[Dan@CompetitionClutch]

no it hasnt. it was brought back an hour ago

STILL GOIN!!!! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Andy C]

Edit: idk how this was posted in this thread. sorry.

[v-empire]

caRLOVA HAS A FAKE PENIS.

[Tracey]

How would you know Dave?

[JDM Steve]

lame

[flip]

Its like the energizer bunny...

[v-empire]

How would you know Dave?

because i is ninja spy.