Decker
05-27-2007, 09:34 PM
So I'm chillin at a stop light listening to music when a guy and his girlfriend pull up beside me in a boosted g35. So I'm just sittin there and all of a sudden I hear the chick say, "oh damn, look at that piece of shit." I immediately look over and they're like, "haha! he heard me!" I'm thinkin to myself, "No shit you stupid cunt! My window's down and you're right next to me."
Light turns green and they bark tires and fly off. Well two lights later we're side by side again at the stop line at a fresh red light. I look over and my signature 'shit-eating grin' spreads across my face.
Soooooo ... I start tellin the guy how good his girl looks, how tight her ass is, how she screams like a little whore, etc ... Needless to say he got pretty fired up. They close their windows.
Light turns green and he goes, then I go. I assume he was goin WOT cuz his car got loud as hell. Anyways, I fucked w/ him and stayed directly side by side til about 55-60mph (i don't have a speedo so I'm guessing). I looked over, kindly gave him a middle finger, and went WOT. I just gazed at my mirror as his car got smaller ... and smaller ... and smaller.
The End.
Cliff Notes:
-Decker was chillin
-G35 was being a douche
-Decker pulled out some baby powder, powdered his hand, and used the pimp hand of destruction.
Light turns green and they bark tires and fly off. Well two lights later we're side by side again at the stop line at a fresh red light. I look over and my signature 'shit-eating grin' spreads across my face.
Soooooo ... I start tellin the guy how good his girl looks, how tight her ass is, how she screams like a little whore, etc ... Needless to say he got pretty fired up. They close their windows.
Light turns green and he goes, then I go. I assume he was goin WOT cuz his car got loud as hell. Anyways, I fucked w/ him and stayed directly side by side til about 55-60mph (i don't have a speedo so I'm guessing). I looked over, kindly gave him a middle finger, and went WOT. I just gazed at my mirror as his car got smaller ... and smaller ... and smaller.
The End.
Cliff Notes:
-Decker was chillin
-G35 was being a douche
-Decker pulled out some baby powder, powdered his hand, and used the pimp hand of destruction.