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tez221
08-08-2008, 04:07 PM
Saw these on the internet a little while ago. Some of them are pretty funny.

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 for the team, 1 in the steam

Iam99x
08-08-2008, 04:53 PM
Haha reps!

EDIT. And I gave you a light green block! ;)

Memme
08-08-2008, 11:32 PM
WOw... I didn't even know what a shocker was... this clears that up.

~The_Duke~
08-08-2008, 11:35 PM
WOw... I didn't even know what a shocker was... this clears that up.

Are you kidding? You didnt know what the shocker was? WOW!

PLAY
08-08-2008, 11:41 PM
Yea thats kind of crazy if you didn't know what the shocker was.

Zippy69
08-09-2008, 12:09 AM
It's always been 2 in the pink, one in the stink.

Casey
08-09-2008, 12:12 AM
memme i recal us teaching you what the shocker was about 2 months ago.........

edit - zippy when did you first hear about the shocker ???

~The_Duke~
08-09-2008, 12:17 AM
memme you should so try it on your wife if you havent already... lol

Zippy69
08-09-2008, 12:17 AM
Actually heard the term "the shocker" many years ago, but 2 in the pink one in the stink was what I remember from way back. I'm sure even your Grandpa could tell you what it was called when he was but a lad.

Boosted240
08-09-2008, 01:10 AM
lol @ this thread!
Ive known about the shocker for 10+ years atleast. I remember hearing about the shocker in HS and that was a while ago.

Memme
08-09-2008, 01:30 AM
memme you should so try it on your wife if you havent already... lol


Oh... technically I know the technique... just didn't know the name.

I recall being shown the symbol, but I thought it had something to do with Imports/Drifting...

The problem with applying the "Shocker" as shown in the decal is that the two fingers should actually be twisted... :goodjob:

Better yet... instead of the pinky... use the thumb. :wiggle:

Actually the best is with both hands... because fingers need to curve up... not anatomically possible with one hand.

OMG what am I talking about? :screwy:

Optimum PS2 control handling for GT4... that's right. I'm not a pervert... there are ladies on this site! Prank caller, prank caller!

Boosted240
08-09-2008, 01:33 AM
Oh... technically I know the technique... just didn't know the name.

I recall being shown the symbol, but I thought it had something to do with Imports/Drifting...

The problem with applying the "Shocker" as shown in the decal is that the two fingers should actually be twisted... :goodjob:

Better yet... instead of the pinky... use the thumb. :wiggle:

Actually the best is with both hands... because fingers need to curve up... not anatomically possible with one hand.

OMG what am I talking about? :screwy:

Optimum PS2 control handling for GT4... that's right. I'm not a pervert... there are ladies on this site! Prank caller, prank caller!
LOL Smooth recovery there ace!!

~The_Duke~
08-09-2008, 01:48 AM
I prefer to use 2 for pink, 1 for stink, and use the thumb for a massage on another place.

Then have the other hand free for some boobie grabbing... lol

Boosted240
08-09-2008, 02:15 AM
I prefer to use 2 for pink, 1 for stink, and use the thumb for a massage on another place.

Then have the other hand free for some boobie grabbing... lol
:goodjob: QFT

Frank THE TANK
09-07-2008, 04:37 PM
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny
Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.

sullen
09-07-2008, 06:04 PM
lol. how could you not know about the shocker? i like the corn one too...

THESHOCKER
09-08-2008, 12:50 AM
http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg