Drunk Quotes!

[Cash]

Here's a great website that compiles great quotes overheard in athens. They're often quotes made by drunken people, or really stupid people. Either way, if you're bored, check it out.

www.overheardinathens.com

[hellfire]

Poli-sci prof: (puts a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector) Well, normally we'd talk about the syllabus right now but our department's so cheap they couldn't print a syllabus for each of you, so I'll show you a picture of a panda instead.

And..


Protester: What do you think of abortion?
Guy: I'm a guy, I don't have an opinion.
Protester: If you were forced to pick sides?
Guy: I'd say late term ones are OK.
Protester: How late?
Guy: I'd say no later than after they are 20 years old.
(Protester's jaw drop)
Guy: You don't know if they are worth a shit till they are like 18, then ya figure a year or 2 to decide if you want to keep em.


Tyler

[Lone_Wolf]

these two almost made me pee myself


Girl 1: I heard she got her clit pierced.

Girl 2: Ewww and ouch!

Girl 1: I know, that has to hurt like hell.

Girl 2: So wait... your clit is in your va-jay-jay, right?




Sorostitute 1: So like, when you drive up to a railroad crossing... does the train always have the right-of-way?
Sorostitute 2: I think so.

[hellfire]

Girl on phone: Mommy, my nose is pierced, I'm marrying a girl, I'm in love with a gay boy, and I'm pregnant. One of these is false. Goodbye.

and..

Girl on cell: I don't see sleeping with her boyfriend as a bad thing. He said he didn't even like her anyways, so whatever, let people call me a slut. Ok mom, I love you too.

LoL..

Tyler

[KAKid240]

Sounds like a usual night with high school kids...funny, but not the smartest bunch...