funny ricer story...

[flip]

It kinda documents his build (teardown would probly be more appropriate)... Kinda long but you can skim if you wanna...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/67310530.html

[s13z32]

Flip, please warn about anymore rantings such as this in the future. I have to go changr my pants since I pissed myself from laughing so hard.:lmfao:

[Decker]

ROFL! +1

[expo]

gawd that was funny, the wing on the roof still laughin @ that one

[turbostevo]

ya word up homie dat b mi ol car yo. an mi wing b d shizzy. don even front yo yall krakas don no yo. wordizzle. pump action pimp out

dis b mi new proget

http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~bailen/blog/archives/FestivaHatchbackSpoiler.jpg

[turbostevo]

check it out yo

[expo]

ohh yeeeaaahhh thats bringin sexy back

[Casey]

lmfao =D
omg thats so funny
i wanted to see pics
:(
i can only immagine

[JDM Steve]

haha that was fuqin great!

[ahmonrah]

damn that shit hurt my sides@!!!!

[Cash]

I wish that guy had added pictures.

[Infinite]

thats some funny shit right there

[flip]

Yah the picturese are the only thing lacking. He did a pretty good job telling the story tho lol.

I can so see this happening...

[Lone_Wolf]

ok I've got a ricer story.

I was driving in my 240 by myself and was riding along with my buddy in his 3rd Gen Rx 7 (w/ passenger) to the street races back in the day at moreland. We stop at kroger where there are a group of ppl and get out and start walking around and suddenly the cops come and tell us to leave. We jump in our cars and leave but I guess we left before most of the other people and didnt go the same way as the rest of them. Were driving down the road and the passenger in the Fd was like "I know where they usually meet up so lets go this way" we're driving around for about 5 or 10 minutes and there is this green Saturn that sees a FMICs on a 240sx as well as an FD3S and decides to follow us. I assume he was looking for the street races and figured following 2 modified cars would be the best way to find out where to go. I guess the guy in my buddies car didnt know exactly where to go because we're driving around moreland and shit for about 20 more minutes and dont see anybody or anything so we get back on 85s just north of the airport and start heading back home (with saturn following us still) just below Virginia ave there is this fucking e36 m3 that decided to get into my lane w/o turn signal or anything, he just cut in front of me. So i swerve into the lane next to him and was like wtf and hes thinking something like "i drive an m3 I do whatever I want i'm gonna leave this ass in the dust. " and floors it. I floor it at the same time and I start pullin on him. at about 120 he is falling farther and farther behind and just slows down all of a sudden and turns off at the next exit. I slow down next to my buddy in the Fd and was all like "HOLY SHIT DUDE I BURNED HIS ASS!!!" the saturn watching all of this (and driving behind the fd) pulls into the 3rd lane (left hand) and then decides that he's been following us around for about 30 or 40 minutes and wants to race. Im still talking to my buddy when the saturn floors it. Im like wtf and start watching him. around the next corner is me and my buddy driving side by side talking (70 mph) and the saturn fag not too far ahead of us doing maybe 90ish when I see blue lights come on all of a sudden!!!!!!!!!! my heart jumped into my throat i was like holy shit damn fuck ass someone saw me and the m3 and called us in!!!!!!!!!!!! the cop pulled off the median (by the marta station just below virginia ave) and goes straight for the saturn!!!!!! My heart was pounding so hard!!!!!!!!
that was the closest call I think Ive ever had. fucking ricers!
the moral of the story is: play your position. If you dont have a chance racing somebody then whats the point?? Im pretty sure that saturn got a couple hundred dollar ticket or even lost his lisence for what? NOTHING!! we didnt even race!!!!!!!


anyone else got a good ricer story?!?! please share!!

[flip]

ok I've got a ricer story.

I was driving in my 240 by myself and was riding along with my buddy in his 3rd Gen Rx 7 (w/ passenger) to the street races back in the day at moreland. We stop at kroger where there are a group of ppl and get out and start walking around and suddenly the cops come and tell us to leave. We jump in our cars and leave but I guess we left before most of the other people and didnt go the same way as the rest of them. Were driving down the road and the passenger in the Fd was like "I know where they usually meet up so lets go this way" we're driving around for about 5 or 10 minutes and there is this green Saturn that sees a FMICs on a 240sx as well as an FD3S and decides to follow us. I assume he was looking for the street races and figured following 2 modified cars would be the best way to find out where to go. I guess the guy in my buddies car didnt know exactly where to go because we're driving around moreland and shit for about 20 more minutes and dont see anybody or anything so we get back on 85s just north of the airport and start heading back home (with saturn following us still) just below Virginia ave there is this fucking e36 m3 that decided to get into my lane w/o turn signal or anything, he just cut in front of me. So i swerve into the lane next to him and was like wtf and hes thinking something like "i drive an m3 I do whatever I want i'm gonna leave this ass in the dust. " and floors it. I floor it at the same time and I start pullin on him. at about 120 he is falling farther and farther behind and just slows down all of a sudden and turns off at the next exit. I slow down next to my buddy in the Fd and was all like "HOLY SHIT DUDE I BURNED HIS ASS!!!" the saturn watching all of this (and driving behind the fd) pulls into the 3rd lane (left hand) and then decides that he's been following us around for about 30 or 40 minutes and wants to race. Im still talking to my buddy when the saturn floors it. Im like wtf and start watching him. around the next corner is me and my buddy driving side by side talking (70 mph) and the saturn fag not too far ahead of us doing maybe 90ish when I see blue lights come on all of a sudden!!!!!!!!!! my heart jumped into my throat i was like holy shit damn fuck ass someone saw me and the m3 and called us in!!!!!!!!!!!! the cop pulled off the median (by the marta station just below virginia ave) and goes straight for the saturn!!!!!! My heart was pounding so hard!!!!!!!!
that was the closest call I think Ive ever had. fucking ricers!
the moral of the story is: play your position. If you dont have a chance racing somebody then whats the point?? Im pretty sure that saturn got a couple hundred dollar ticket or even lost his lisence for what? NOTHING!! we didnt even race!!!!!!!


anyone else got a good ricer story?!?! please share!!

Hah, ricer karma...

[danger355]

anyone happen to copy that guys story from craigslist? i'd like to read it...

[flip]

anyone happen to copy that guys story from craigslist? i'd like to read it...

Yah that sucks that it went away. Gonna try to see if i can find it cached somewhere...